錄音:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIeXpCmUL-sThe man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."...
一個男人告訴他的醫生他不能再做家務了。當檢查完畢的時候,他說,「醫生,現在我頂得住的。請用直白的英語告訴我,我到底怎麼啦。」
「嗯,直白的英語哈,」 醫生說,「你就是懶。」
「好,」 這個男人說。 「現在請告訴我懶的專業術語吧,這樣我就可以向我太太交代了。」
語音朗讀/文字翻譯:劉小曼 Oct.24, 2015