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怪力亂神

作者：sj5820 於 2009-10-16 01:58 發表於最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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關鍵詞：

子不語怪力亂神，我想孔老夫子是世界上最早的政治正確的人。

我卻剛剛好和他相反。越老越覺得沒有什麼好信的。只有怪力亂神，不能說完全可信，卻至少有娛樂價值。

這不很多事情發生的都很湊巧，沒有什麼科學理論好解釋的。

女兒小的時候，常常給她讀兒童故事。有一類的兒童讀物就是完全沒有邏輯的湊巧故事。比如這首童謠：

This is the house that Jack built.

This is the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the rat
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cock that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the farmer sowing the corn,
That kept the cock that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

看起來豪不相關的事，其實命運就把他們連在一起。

如今老了，回首前塵，發覺你很在意的，很邏輯的選擇的人生，到頭來其實根本就沒有什邏輯好講。

比如你來到美國，你以為你是歷經了千辛萬苦，很邏輯的選擇來這邊過更好的生活。我相信很多和我同年，或者跟老的人，回頭一看，發覺其實都很湊巧。要不是姐姐生育了需要幫忙，我也不會來美國。要不是失戀想遠離傷心地，我也不會來美國。要不是升遷無望，我也不會來美國。種種種種的理由。讓我們很錯覺的以為自己是活在一個很理性的世界。

其實所有的理性，不也就是因緣際會嗎。

所以我現在能跟孔夫子有共鳴的地方除了什麼什麼不逾矩而隨心所欲以外，其他的都拋諸腦外。

話說我被開革了，好幾個月，忽然就來了好運當起稽查人員，過個芝麻小的官到各處巡查去了。沿路感謝很多，結果那天寫了篇三，居然給網路黑掉了。若在從前，我一定會馬上重寫，喚回記憶。如今卻想，那可能是個預兆，若再寫下去，可能吃力不討好。真正個怪力亂神。可你別說我迷信。我這迷信是經歷過很多很多驗證的。

比如我現在出租房子吧。我每次打一個廣告就有二十多個EMAIL，來詢問。那個一來就東問西問的，百分之九十都沒有戲唱。你要是急了，討好這，討好那的，最後租的都是那種「錯」的人。而且你相這個，相那個的，到最後都是浪費你的時間。所以你練出一個本事：問題多的盡量少答。說要來看房子的，結果遲到，害你等的辛苦的，就絕對不要理。這是徵兆啊。這種人一開始就損你。到最後他不是搞壞你的東西，就是拖欠你的房租，就會一直損你到底。那些愛問問題的人，到最後就絕對天天跟你嘮叨這不好那不對的，把你煩死。屢試不爽。比如我這次招租，10月17 號房間就要空出來了。我在一個月前就開始找人。結果都找不到人。要是以前我就會急了，最後租錯人。現在我就隨心所欲，聽天由命。結果昨天就來了個財神，不但人好，還租長期。上天居然還這麼照顧我，就在最後關頭給我送來個財神。你說我能不常常跟上帝菩薩禱告嗎？

所以我現在什麼都不信，就還信一點點怪力亂神。「勘查員生涯三」被黑了，我提不起勁來再寫。除非我那天心情好了，又有慾望和時間，否則這個系列是繼續不下去了。

這年頭都圖些個什麼呢？還不就是圖個心理快活。寫也是放不下。不寫也是放不下。還是隨心所欲吧。