快回去叫你媽來

鄉下老漢和兒子平生第一次進京城逛世紀商廈，對所見的一切都感到新鮮好奇，尤其是一堵鋥光瓦亮的鐵牆，時而開啟，時而關閉。

兒子好奇地問：「爹，那是個啥呀？」老漢從未見過電梯，故而答到：「爹這輩子從來就沒有見過這市面，俺也不知道那是個啥。」

當父子倆目瞪口呆地盯著這新鮮玩藝兒的時候，一個拄著拐杖老態龍鐘的胖老太婆走近牆邊，順手按了下按鈕，頓時鐵牆開啟，胖老太婆走進牆后的小房間。父子倆驚詫未定，只見鐵牆關閉，牆上方亮燈處不停地蹦出一連串數碼子；先是由小到大，后變成由大到小。

此時那堵牆終於又打開了，從裡面走出來一如花似玉娥娜多姿的妙齡女郎。

老漢目不轉睛地看著妙齡女郎，悄聲對兒子說：

「快回去，叫你娘來！」

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'  The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

 While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel- chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.  The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.  The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.  They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

 Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...

 「Go get your mother.'