I met a China girl in a friend's wedding, I asked her if she would go out with me and asked for her number so I could call her.She got all excited and said: "SEX SEX SEX WANT FREE SEX TONIGHT. "Wow such a hot girl!But then, my friend interpreted for me and told me what she really said was: 6 6 6 1 3 [ ...閱讀全文 ]
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming abou [ ...閱讀全文 ]