填補代溝最好的辦法就是去跳年輕人的舞。

Jun 3, 2017 at 7:29 PM

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原來填補代溝的最好辦法就是去跳比年輕人更正宗的舞  It turns out that the best way to fill the generation gap is to dance more authentic dances than young people
親愛的主席，88，Jackie說你們喜歡我昨天寫的短文呢，真的喜歡嗎？已經連著好多天誇獎我了呢，於是我喜出望外的，興高采烈的，開始輕狂地跳Latin Zumba, 拉----啦啦達，拉----啦替達，冬達達冬達，冬達達西拉。我現在對拉丁舞的節奏動作基本掌握得不錯了，跳起來自覺有那個拉丁味了.  我一聽樂曲就知道怎麼樣跨腿，搖肱，舞動胳膊，搖頭晃腦，很自得其樂的. 真的，Jackie是跳不出那種風騷性感，充滿誘惑熱情奔放的搖曳舞步，她只會跳裝模作樣優雅高貴的，骨感纖柔的芭蕾. 只可惜沒有小鮮肉在那邊，偶爾有幾個小孩子，所以要找人飛媚眼的機會都沒有. 我每次聽見你們說喜歡我的短文，忍不住就會左顧右盼性感地抖肩。 哈哈哈哈，我們跳的舞裡面，不光有拉丁的chacha，salsa什麼的，還有阿拉伯的肚皮舞，甚至改編印度的舞蹈，各種風格的都有. 今天我開車子，廣播里聽見一段曲子，我就不禁說，「啊！那就是我們跳舞的曲子呀」, 忍不住開始搖晃，前後抖肩膀. Jackie聽了說，」這是我熟悉的歌曲啊，怎麼你也知道?」 然後很鄙視地在一旁斜著眼撇著嘴，看著我那麼輕狂地跳舞，哈哈哈哈哈， 我突然發現，原來填補代溝的最好辦法就是去跳舞，而且跳得比他們更正宗, 氣氣這個老當面嘲笑我還活在上世紀五十年代的 「小猢狌」. 在我印象中，比爾蓋茨是一個不苟言笑的人，無論是他小時候照片還是他參軍的照片，就是那種理工男的一本正經. 可是大大出乎我的想象，Jackie告訴我，「 He is chill".  哎，要讓一個小孩子說「Chill", 可不是一件容易的事兒. 我在想可能是因為他有三個孩子吧，是靠哄孩子學來的 cool吧. 親愛的主席，88，想想兩年前你們開始一本正經安安靜靜教她家庭作業的，可是現在每天就聽見她嘻嘻哈哈的，連比爾蓋茨都說她「調皮」. 不是她調皮，是你們這兩位大調皮把她熏陶出來小調皮的. 你們現在在世界政壇今非昔比鳥槍換炮了，搞笑本領一流的. 我不知道你們周圍的親朋好友，有沒有告訴你們啊？反正我記得Jackie說，你們跳舞的時候，後邊的站崗警衛都憋不住狂笑. 不知道下次你們什麼時候去找Warren Buffett 老頭，看他怎麼樣？

Dear Chairman, 88, Jackie said you like the short article I wrote yesterday, do you really like it? You have praised me for many days, so I was overjoyed, happily, and began to dance Latin Zumba wildly, La ---- La Lada, La ---- La Tida, Dong Da Dongda Da Silada. I now have a good grasp of the rhythm and movement of Latin dance. I feel  Latin taste when I dance. I know how to cross legs, shake my hip, dance my arms, shake my head and shake my shoulder as soon as I listen to the music. I am very happy. Really, Jackie can't dance that kind of coquettish and sexy, full of temptation and passionate swaying dance steps. She only dances up to be elegant and noble, and the skinny ballet. Unfortunately, there are no handsome guys over there, and occasionally there are a few children, so I have no chance to find someone to flirt. I hear you say you like it every time of my essay, I can't help but I will shake my shoulders sexily. Hahahaha, in the dances we danced, not only the Latin chacha, salsa or something, but also the Arabic belly dance, and even adapted the Indian dance, there are all kinds of styles. Today I drove and heard a piece of music on the radio, I couldn』t help saying, 「Ah! That 』s the song we danced」, I couldn』t help but start shaking, shaking my shoulders back and forth. Jackie heard, 「This is a song I』m familiar with, how do you know it? 」 Then she was squinting aside, squinting her mouth contemptuously, watching me dance so frivolous, hahahahaha, I suddenly found that the best way to fill the generation gap is to dance and dance more authentically than they do. In this way, I can make this old "little monkey"angry who still laughed at me being in the 1950s. In my impression, Bill Gates is an unsmiling person, whether it is a photo of him when he was a child or a photo of him joining the army. It 』s a serious man of science and technology. But it』s far from my imagination. Jackie told me, 「He is chill」. Hey, it』s not easy for a child to say him 「Chill」. I』m thinking, maybe it's because he has three children, he learned it by coaxing his children. Dear Chairman, 88, think about two years ago you started  seriously and quietly teaching her homework. But now I hear her giggling every day, even Bill Gates says she is 「naughty」. It』s not her naughty, it』s you two big naughty who nurtured her into a little naughty. You are now in the World Political Forum. The shotgun has been replaced by a cannon, and you have first-rate funny skills. I don』t know if friends and family around you have told you this? Anyway, I remember Jackie say that when you dance, the guards standing behind you can't hold back laughing. I don't know when you will find the old man Warren Buffett next time, how about him?