世界各地的蹩腳英語，供大家一樂！

①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
　　
　日本旅館：如果您想調節您房間的溫度，請控制您自己。
　　
　②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
　　
　匈牙利動物園：請不要給動物餵食。如果您有食品，請餵給值班警衛。
　　
　③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
　　
　挪威酒吧：女士們不要在酒吧里生孩子。
　　
　④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
　　
　瑞典皮貨商店：為女士們製作的皮大衣，是用她們的皮製成的。
　　
　⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
　　
　香港牙科診所：由最新的衛理公會教徒給您拔牙。
　　
　⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.
　　
　泰國的乾洗店：在這裡脫掉您的褲子，等待最好的結果。
　　
　⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.
　　
　義大利婦科診所：我們是women和其他疾病的專家。
　　
　⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.
　　
　俄國公墓：歡迎訪問這個公墓，許多著名的俄國藝術家每天埋在這裡，但星期四不埋。
　　
　⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.
　　
　丹麥機場：我們將拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。
　　
　⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.
　　
　墨西哥旅館：旅館經理將親自為您撒尿。