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找女人和買汽車的類比(title, mileage)

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突然發現男人對女人的興趣強烈程度跟買車很像

女人的質量(長相等等)相當於車的外表, 出身相當於車的牌子,感情經歷相當於車
的mileage and owner history

對於男人來講,一個女人如果是:

** 沒談過戀愛: New car, expensive to maintain, takes some time to break in,
but the quality is in general good (better auto makes such as porsche will
feel better - because she looks prettier)
** 談過N = 1 個男友,長度為P個月,沒發生過關係: One owner, consistently
driven, no accidents, best used car on the market, mileage is P, the lower
the better.
** 談過N = 1 個男友,長度為P個月, 發生過關係: One owner, but has accidents,
mileage is P, buy with caution
** 談過N>1個男友: N previous owners, the bigger the N, the less likely a man
is going to buy the car, usually with high mileage
** 離異無小孩: Salvage title
** 離異有小孩: Salvage title due to total loss, still has mechanical
problems after repair, stay away
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