腦筋急轉彎(一)

腦筋急轉彎(一)
腦筋急轉彎(二)
腦筋急轉彎(三)
腦筋急轉彎(四)
腦筋急轉彎(五)

腦筋急轉彎(六)

腦筋急轉彎(七)

<1>     If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

<2>     Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

<3>     What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

<4>     Where do you find giant snails?

<5>     What two things can't you have for breakfast?

[ 本帖最後由 cwjjzhou 於 2007-3-16 09:51 編輯 ]

ANSWER
<1>  Wet
<2>  Taxi driver
<3>  An envelope
<4>  On the ends of their fingers
<5>  Lunch and supper

[ 本帖最後由 cwjjzhou 於 2007-3-16 09:54 編輯 ]

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?
2.Why is the letter E so important?
3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?

4.What letter is an animal ?
5.What letter is a question?
6.Why is U the jolliest letter?

7.How do you feel today?
8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got?

10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
11.What does everybody do at the same time?
12.What resembles half a pie?

13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
14.When do people have two mouth?
15.Why do lions eat raw meat?

16.How many sides does a circle have?
17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?

19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five?

22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?

25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise?
26.Which month has 28 days?
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?


28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?


31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's?
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's?
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's?


34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?


37.How do you know policemen are strong ?
38.With which hand do you write?
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?

Answers:
1.Because it makes fat fact!
2.Because it's the begining of everything!
3.Because there is love between them!
4. It's the letter B!
5. It's the letter Y!
6. Because it's in the midst of fun!
7. With my hands ,of course!
8. Take a longer rope and compare with it!
9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!
10. He didn't cheat!
11. Grow old!
12. The other half!
13. Santa Claus 聖誕老人
14. When there's two of them 有兩個人時!
15. They don't know how to cook 他們不知道如何烹飪!
16. Two. The inside and the outside!
17. All animals,for trees can't jump!
18. Sleep at night!
19. At the bottom!
20. Wet!
21. Nine!
22. They planted peech trees!
23. He walked in the other direction!
24. Snowflakes!
25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
26. Every month has at least 28 days!
27. One's appetite!
28.From a hen!
29. He fell off the last step!
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!
33. easy. 8+8+8+88+888=1000!
34.Washinton,D.C.!
35. The police officer was a lady!
36.Because it can't see both sides at once.
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
38. Neither.I use a pen!
39.Borrow the book from library.

[ 本帖最後由 cwjjzhou 於 2007-3-16 10:31 編輯 ]

1)  What month do soldiers hate?
2)  How many feet are there in a yard?
3)  Why is an empty purse always the same?
4)  What book has the most stirring chapters?
5)  What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?
6)  What is the smallest room in the world?
7)  What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?
8)  How do we know the ocean is friendly?
9)  Which can move faster, heat or cold?
10)  Why is the library the highest building?

Keys:

1)March (三月，行軍)
2) It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (碼，院子)
3) There is no change in it. (零錢，變化)
4) A cook book. (動人的，攪拌的)
5) Hot dog. (熱狗)
6) Mushroom. (蘑菇)
7) Drink well water. (井水，健康的)
8) It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)
9) Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)
10) It has the most stories. (故事，（樓）層)

（1） ---- Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad ? (爸爸和媽媽誰和你更近？）?
       —— Mom is closer because dad is father.?
（2）---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什麼水果永遠不會是單個的？）?
      —— A pear.?
（3）---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年輕人為什麼不願意和福瓊家女兒約會？）?
     —— Because she is Miss Fortune.?

注: 以上腦筋急轉彎泛採用了同音詞（homonyms）:
（1）「father」（父親）與「farther」（更遠）
（2）「pear」（梨）音同「pair」（一對），
（3）「Miss Fortune」音同「misfortune」（不幸）
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（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(為什麼空火柴盒是世界上最好的東西？）?
——Because it is matchless.?

（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小湯姆為什麼把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）?
——Because he enjoyed cool music.?

（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什麼東西即使放在冰箱里也熱？）
? ——Pepper.?

注: 以上腦筋急轉彎大量運用了雙關語（puns）：
（4）「matchless」既可理解為「沒有火柴的」，又可理解為「舉世無雙的，無可匹敵的」；
（5）「cool」可表示「冷的、涼的」，也可指「棒、時髦、美妙的」；
（6）「hot」有兩個意思："熱"、"辣"。?


（7）What kind of table has no legs??—A timetable.??
（8）What month do soldiers hate？ ?—March.??
（9）Why is a peacock the best story teller?  —Because it always has a beautiful tail.?
（10）Which runs faster， heat or cold??—Heat，because you can catch a cold.?
（11）Why does time fly?   —Because many people are trying to kill it.?
（12）What eight-letter word has only one letter in it?   —Envelope.?
（13）What word is pronounced wrong， even by the best of scholars?  —The word「wrong」.?
（14）Where does harvest come before work?—In a dictionary.?
（15）Why is the letter E so important?—Because it is the beginning of everything.?

Q: Where does afternoon come before morning in the world ?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: Why don't you take the bus home?
A: Because my home is not that big.

Q: Why is the letter E so important?
A: Because it's the beginning of everything!

Q: Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?
A: Because there is love between them!

Q: What letter is an animal?
A: It's the letter B!

Q: What letter is a question?
A: It's the letter Y.

Q: How do you feel today?
A: With my hands, of course!

Q: How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
A: Take a longer rope and compare with it!

Q: What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
A: He didn't cheat!

Q: What does everybody do at the same time?
A: Grow old!

Q: What resembles half a pie?
A: The other half!

1. Who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?
     誰一年只上一天卻不會被開除？
     
2. Why does the Statue of Lib-erty stand in New York harbou?
      自由女神為何矗立在紐約港灣？
  
3  Why do birds fly south?
      鳥為什麼往南飛?
4  When can you go as fast as a racing car?
      什麼時候你能像跑車一樣快？

[ 本帖最後由 cwjjzhou 於 2007-3-16 10:29 編輯 ]

Keys:
1. Santa Claus.    聖誕老人.
2. Because it can't sit down.  因為它不能坐下.
3. It's too far to walk.  走著去太遠了.
4. When you're in it.  當你坐在跑車裡時.

1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什麼養長頸鹿最不花錢？

2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什麼害怕日光浴？

3. Why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃？

4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客們為什麼不再關注打雪仗了？

5、Why dont women get bald as soon as men?為什麼總是男人比女人先禿頭？

6、What can pierce ones ears without a hole?什麼東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？

7. Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼？

8. Why does time fly?時間為何飛逝？

9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪裡可以再弄到一條尾巴？

Keys:

1. They make a little food go a long way.因為它們脖子長，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。

2. They dont want to be hot-dog.因為它們不想成為熱狗。

3. Hes making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。

4、The cold war is over.冷戰結束了。

5、Because women wear hire longer.因為女人頭髮留得長。

6、Noice.噪音。

7. Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。

8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。

9. At a retail store.在零售商店。

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? （愚人節人們為什麼疲倦？）

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? （老鼠害怕什麼天氣？）

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? （狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人？）

4.What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? （感恩節時哪個國家最受歡迎？）

5.What question can never be answered by 「yes」? （哪個問題永遠不能回答「是的」？）

6.What tree is always very sad? （那種樹總是很傷心？）

7.Why is an empty purse always the same? （為什麼空錢包總是一樣的？）

8.What is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest? （什麼東西用時滿閑時空？）

9.What do every couple have in common? （每對夫妻都有的共同點是什麼？）

10.When can you get water with a net? （什麼時候可以用網兜裝水？）

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1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月；行軍)

2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

4.Turkey.(土耳其 Turkey，土耳其，火雞 )

5.Are you asleep? （你睡著了嗎）

6.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

7. Because there is never any change in it.( 因為沒有零錢。Change 零錢，改變 )

8.A shoe. （鞋子）

9.They are married on the same day.（他們同一天結婚）

10.When water is turned into ice. （當水結成冰時）

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1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月；行軍)

2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

4.Turkey.(土耳其 Turkey，土耳其，火雞 )

5.Are you asleep? （你睡著了嗎）

6.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

7. Because there is never any change in it.( 因為沒有零錢。Change 零錢，改變 )

8.A shoe. （鞋子）

9.They are married on the same day.（他們同一天結婚）

10.When water is turned into ice. （當水結成冰時）