發生在加拿大的真實故事..

誰說生活總是枯燥無味, 老天總會時不時的總會逗你一下, 小小的事情讓你哭笑不得. 也許故事本身沒有那麼好笑, 但偏偏主角又是你…

給大家講個在多倫多的真實的故事….
也許笑破肚皮后還學到點什麼…

我的故事從一個漆黑的夜晚開始, 天上沒有月亮. 在陪一位MM看完 The Ring2 之後乘上了回家的公交車. 本人坐車有個習慣, 在車上總是會看自己隨身帶的書, 不怎麼注意身邊的人和事. 公交車在夜裡緩緩的開著, 不知過了幾站, 忽然發現身邊多了一個人, 我隨便掃了一眼. 一個大約20多歲的白人坐在了我邊上. 我一時也沒在意, 反正我旁邊的位置是空的, 我也不介意任何人坐. 沒過多久感覺那人站了起來, 走到了車前, 然後又z走了回來. 很有禮貌的問我.
「May I borrow your pen, please?」
我遲疑了一下, 不過很快就從包里掏出一支筆來給他.
當時一個納悶的念頭只是在腦袋你一過, 不過很快就又沉迷到書裡面去了.
不知又過了幾站, 幾位老太太上了車,看了, 看發現車很滿了, 本能的讓了坐, 然後看見那位白人邊上有空地. 就站在了那位白人的身邊.
車又啟動了, 忽然發現旁邊的白人在一張小紙條上寫什麼, 自己也沒太在意, 覺得這和自己沒關心. 唯一想的就是那傢伙會不會還我筆.
又一站到了, 在下車之前把筆還給了我, 還朝我看了看, 看的我莫名其妙. 不過我還是接過筆, 那人下車后我看看筆, 發現筆帽裡面夾著一張紙條. 具體的說是一張Hitch的電源票收據. 我正納悶, 翻過來一看, 上面寫著一個名字和一個電話號碼.

也許一般大家會看看然後扔掉, 然後什麼故事也不會發生. 只是會以後講給大家聽然後笑笑而已.
但偏偏這個故事的主角是我, 一個不懂世道的小子.  
我看到電話號碼和名字之後就一直納悶. 為什麼那傢伙會給我一個名字和電話號碼, 難道是騙子么, 如果是騙子的話他到底想幹什麼呢. 我想啊想啊, 一直想不通. 決定打一下那個電話. 把自己的號碼block之後, 撥通了那個電話. 心想如果是騙子就馬上掛上, 不要相信什麼.
電話接通了, 另一頭是一個男人的聲音, 「 Hello」
「Oh hi」 我回答到, 然後自我介紹了一番, 「I am the guy you borrowed the pen from on the bus, I got this number from the paper you put in my pen cap, There is a name on the paper too. It says Fred」.
「Oh……. Yeah.. I am Fred」他似乎有點驚訝.
我開始問我的問題 「 so… why did you leave me that number?」
「hmm………」 他似乎比我更驚訝, 只聽見他咳嗽了兩下, 明顯是在想他應該說什麼.
我更好奇了繼續問 「I am just wondering why you left me that number.. nothing else」
「hmm..」明顯的很緊張了 「hmm…..you know….. hmmm….. this is my first time doing this…. .I have never done this before… this is really my first time…」
我忽然感覺這有點不對, 他幹嗎一個不停的說這個. 我只想知道為什麼他給我那個電話號碼. 「hmm.. ok . I still don』t get it .. why did u leave me this number?」

他下面說的就讓我大吃一驚了.
……………..
「 well…. I thought you were cute… you know… I thought maybe we could hang out or something……」
……………..
我一下子反應過來了! 直到他把話說明了我才明白. 真是傻到極點了.
我趕緊說了一句 「sorry man … hmm … I don』t think so ..」然後已最快的速度掛了電話.  

自己大笑了好幾分種后, 趕緊打電話給朋友告訴他們這件事. 幾乎每一個人都說, 如果一個人給你他的名字和電話號碼, 你不應該打回去. 特別是從一個同性的! 一般這是人家pick up girls 的方法….. 我居然給gay看上了… 朋友簡直快笑瘋了… [:484:]

記后:

如果有人給你電話號碼, 那表明人家看上了你.

這種借筆用的方法簡直是一個好辦法. 大家可以試一試.

那位老兄挺慘的, 剛看完愛情片Hitch, 就忍不住ask someone out. 結果碰錯了人, 我打電話他肯定還空喜一番…

哈哈，長見識。

樓主一定是帥哥一個：)

Why he didn't send message to other guy? Don't you think gay people have intution?....

"哈哈，長見識。

樓主一定是帥哥一個：) "

不知道這是不是compliment.... 呵呵

"Why he didn't send message to other guy? Don't you think gay people have intution?.... "
well.. good question..I wont have this story if he did ... On the other hand, i have no idea what he was thinking ......

Bballfan:
just kidding, I was teasing you. It is not bad if you attract gay men and straight women.

to峭直,
俺可不是gay, 你就省了那份心吧!... gay我到認識幾個, 要不要介紹給你?

To montrealer
yeah, i know. somehow girls go nuts when they know gay men hit on you.. LOL..

LOL that was kinda cute...

Grey People ;)

我也遇見過類似的情形。。。（本人男）

記得很久以前在餐館打工，一個晚上，一個人走進來，完全不會讓你認為是同性戀，只是說話聲音有點「溫柔」。買了餐，我當然是已微笑迎客。。。等餐做完了，來取，然後就走了。

誰知，過了一會兒，跑回來，慌慌忙忙給我們另一個工作得小姐一個餐巾紙的條，說給那個boy。那個女的，笑嘻嘻的給了我那張紙條，收到紙條，覺得有點奇怪。。。打開一看，上面寫: "I think you are cute, if you want, give me a call xxxxxxx"

當時比較年輕，18左右。。嚇壞啦！！  [:775:]  馬上扔掉紙條告訴所有周圍的人，覺得這樣才有一點保護。當時有莫大的侮辱感，又氣又恨。。。真是有被強姦的感覺！！突然覺得做女孩子其實瞞不容易的，呵呵呵。

但時間久了，回想起來真的沒有什麼。現在24歲, hehe。後來又有過一兩次的同樣經歷，但笑笑就過了。現在我們單位也有同性戀，而且在學中文！！所以總要跟我練中文，又拋眉眼。。。哈哈哈哈。。。這個同志皮膚保護的超級好，細皮嫩肉，一雙淡藍色的大眼睛，動作比較feminine，聲音溫柔。。。嗨，真有時覺得跟他講話不好意思！！

呵呵呵呵，生活還是很有意思的

哈哈，又長回見識。

剛果共和國 也一定是小帥哥：)

呵呵。。還好，看著順眼就可以了。。本人在美國though

那歡迎你常到「活在美國」玩兒去。

無意中發現，這是我8888貼。遇到帥哥，吉利 [:488:]

今日能和總斑竹兼原創編輯溝通，也算是本生有幸。一定去你地方踐踏

咱兩要是還有他們的電話， 正好幫他們幾個湊湊。。 呵呵

I had once been groped by a guy who spoke an excellent Chinese. It was many years ago when I first came to the U.S.. A white guy who lived crossed the street started a conversation with me. I was amazed at his Chinese and he told me that he had spent 6 years in Beijing studying Chinese. But a few days later, when he saw me walking alone, he grabbed and groped me. I was so disgusted because "homo"/"gay" was foreign to me since I was raised in China and never knew this kind of things really exist. After that incident, I told my roommate about this guy and we all kept a distance from him and never had any conversation with him anymore.

No offence to this guy or gay people in general, but i think what this guy did is a little bit too much. You could pretty much sue him for sexual harassment.
The reason I wrote this story was to show how ignorant I  could be when I was young. I just hope people don't get offended by this story. =)

so, be careful, my friends! I have friends who experience many things similar like this, it is hard to tell, but I still want to tell the female friends to be more careful especially when you are out nightly time!

The following story is ture story told by a friend of mine!!!

I have one friend she was out in one night, it was about 9:00pm, she walked alone along sidewalk, suddenly there was a male walking pass by, she ingnored, later on according to a woman's instinct, she felt somebody following her, she walked faster and faster, So did the follower... all the sudden she felt something hard to hit her bottom... she turned around and scared... and screamed loudly , then that man fled away, it was just that man...who loves insulting women

so after she told me that, I always concern about the women who have to go out at night time... my dear female friends, be careful all the time " it is never enough to be more careful"...

May all the good people be safe and sound!!

年輕真好~~沒有負擔~~羨慕~~~