ZT:99%聰明人都回答錯的白痴問題 Test for Dementia

   99%聰明人都會答錯的白癡問題TEST FOR DEMENTIA

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> Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have
> to answer them instantly.
>
> You can't take your time, answer all of them
> immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really
> are.
>
> 下列有4
> 個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰
明。
>  
>
> First Question: 第一題 :
> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
> place person. What position are you in?
> 你參加賽跑，追過第2 名，你是第幾名？
>  
>
> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
> wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take
> their place, you are second!
> 解答： 如果你的回答是第
> 1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第
> 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2名。
>
> To answer the second question, don't take as much time
> as you took for the first question.
> 回答第2題，你不能使用與回答第
> 1題相同的時間。
>
> Second Question第二題 :
> If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person,
> then you are?
> 你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？
>
>  
> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then
> you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST
> person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
>
> 解答：如果你的回答是倒數第
> 2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！
>
>
> Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head
> only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
> 很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。
>
>
> Third Question: 第三題
> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add
> 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now
> add 10.
> What is the total?
> 以1000 加上40，再加 1000 ，再加30，再加
> 1000，現在加上20，再加一次
> 1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？
>
>
> Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually
> 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
> 解答：得到
> 5000是嗎？正確答案是4100，不要相信，用計算機查證吧！
>
>
> Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the
> last question right?
> 今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會答對？
>
>
> Fourth Question:第四題
> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
> Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
> Mary的父親有 5個女兒，第 1個女兒 Nana， 第
> 2個女兒 Nene， 第3個女兒 Nini， 第 4個女兒
> Nono，第 5個女兒的名字是什麼？
>
>
> Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the
> question again!
> 解答： 答案是
> Nunu嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是
> Mary，請再讀一次問題！
>
> Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem
> yourself with this one!!!!!
> 好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹙彌補﹚你！
>
>
> Bonus Question加分題 :
> There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
> imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he
> successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the
> purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to
> buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
> 一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如
> 果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？

> Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's
> blind, not mute - so simple.
> 解答：
> 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！

> KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN
> YOUR LIFE
> 把這個傳下去，以便打擊那些你生活中遇到的「聰明人」

i definitely have dimentia

marnifan: i definitely have dimentia

Me, 2!

宜修: Me, 2!

俺只答對算術題

俺以前看過，所以全部答對

marnifan: 俺只答對算術題

俺答錯了第五個女兒的名字和算術題。

宜修: 俺答錯了第五個女兒的名字和算術題。

還是比俺靈啊

老糊塗: 俺以前看過，所以全部答對

你們那兒的時間真的是比我們這兒早哈？！

老糊塗: 俺以前看過，所以全部答對

你在哪啊?

宜修: 你們那兒的時間真的是比我們這兒早哈？！

答案俺都知道。但第三題每次都算不對，而且每次結果不一樣

marnifan: 你在哪啊?

在中國，現在是星期三下午

老糊塗: 在中國，現在是星期三下午

marnifan:

張那麼大嘴幹什麼，要吃人哪

老糊塗: 張那麼大嘴幹什麼，要吃人哪

您在國內啊原來不知道

marnifan: 您在國內啊原來不知道

現在知道了也不晚吧

老糊塗: 現在知道了也不晚吧

老糊塗: 答案俺都知道。但第三題每次都算不對，而且每次結果不一樣

奇怪！

答對了第一和笫三題.
是否算dimentia?

孤舟獨釣: 答對了第一和笫三題.
是否算dimentia?

自己下個結論吧！

宜修: 自己下個結論吧！

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