早上剛睜開眼,5歲多的女兒盯著我說:「媽咪,I know how to make a baby!"
我大驚, 問: 「how?」
她一本正經地說:
"Jennifer ( 中歐鄰居10歲的女兒 ) said,the boy that you married put his private part into your private part, is that true?"
我·#¥%~* 。
不忍心讓她有曲解,只好說「是的」。
她繼續「does everyone do the same thing to make a baby?」
答:「是的」
「Yukky, I will never want to have a baby!」
就這樣,一個原本對我很難的課題竟然在吹灰之間就解決了。