Great Bars

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a
good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from,
back in Dublin , there's a better one. At McDougal's, you buy a drink,
you
buy another drink, and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The
others agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come
from,
there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn , there's this place,
Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy
anudda
drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that
sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from,
there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy
you
your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third
drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that
actually happen to
you?"

"No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my
sister!"