'My name is Carmen

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.  She approached him.

'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied,  'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied.  'I gave it to myself.  It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'