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http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/undergod/2008/04/signs_wonders.html
哪位網友放在華盛頓郵報上的一段評論. 好笑極了.
Mr. DL is going to host a party to celebrate the success in his career and invites everyone to join. Many people want to join because they want a similar career success and the party is a good chance to see other people. I totally support Mr. DL to host this party, but he has to grant his wife the maximum freedom to sleep with me because some of my friends think I am more suitable to sleep with her. If Mr. DL does not do it, one of his kids, who is actually my blood (that is a long story, I am sure you do not want to hear about it), and my kids and my friends will protest and threaten to boycott the party. Some of them do so because there is some chance they can sleep with Mrs. DL after I had full access to her. Some of them do so because I told them that I would offer them a dinner. Actually, I offer them a chance to offer me a dinner since I am such a great man. A lot of people do not support the boycott. I and my friends believe they are either Mr. DL's children or his friends and they are brainwashed by him. If he punishes his kid who does protesting and beating other kids, he violates human rights. My friends will blame him. Many people suggest Mr. DL to stop punishing his kid and to talk to me on the matter immediately because they do not want to see Mr. DL punishing his kid or whatever reasons. I and Mr. DL have been talking for many times in the past. Mr. DL only allows me to visit his family, but I want to sleep with his wife. Of course, that is the first step. She may well become my wife later because I and the kid will decide to kick Mr. DL out. We have not done so because Mr. DL does not allow me to sleep with Mrs. DL. I am very sad that we have not reached an agreement after these many years. Mr. DL is now blaming me for directing the protest against his party. I have nothing to do with it. I swear to the God, I am a peace loving person. I am not a demon. |
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