認識英文多少年？ so 23+5 years, I am chasing on her, but she still stay away from me, and I am chasing her. How 23+5 years happened? the first 23 years, I thought that En is so ugly and Chinese is so well. the 5 years is the time I have to learn it well. since En is a very practical language. For me, EN is only a usful language.
怎麼認識英文的？My teacher told me,
和英文的感情怎麼樣？i hate it. Always beyond my mind and mess me up.
有沒有外遇？（其它語言，除中文）no,
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與君一識后，流水十年間啊！！第一次見到ENGLISH這個PLMM是在十年前偶第一天進入初中課堂的時候，那是偶對異性尚沒有情竇初開，卻不可思議地跟伊好上了，可惜啊，轉眼十年過去了，雖然偶對伊一直是不棄不離，一往情深，但是她對俺卻愣是沒一點感覺啊！都怪俺生不逢地兒，那山村旮瘩里老師普通話還說部囫圇呢；又趕上CHINA 這個只重應試的破爛教育體制，所以雖然俺是考試高手，大學四六級都是80分以上，可是俺實際的水平啊！唉，還是在「第一句HOW DO U DO,第二句就要BYE BYE 的」檔次。那麼多地時間啊！！！換成黃金夠俺花八輩子了！！！每想起都是一把心酸淚啊！！外遇？？MY GOD!!等明年去了非洲刻苦修鍊非洲土語吧！！回來指誰罵誰！！嘻嘻！！沒人回嘴哦！！
It's the first time that I met her in my high school. But I thought she was not attractive .After I graduated from University,I began to date her. Now I have been dating her for many many years. We see each other on the TV , movies or talk with each other by phone every day. Actually, She is a part of my life. I can't live without her.I love her !
從小學被一個大哥交我唱26個英文字母歌到現在有20來年吧，不過還只是一個英語六級水平，以前在學校，話的時間多一些，都是為了應付考試，現在上班了，用的少了，偶爾看看，多半也是專業英語方面的，現在是害怕忘記的太快了，才到相關的網站逛逛，找一些感興趣的收藏起來。至於外遇，還沒有那個精力啊！送大家一句：life is pain,just used to it! 經常用這一句去鼓勵遇到挫折的朋友！
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