趣味英文簡訊

1。WE spend 1st twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

2。POSITIVE THINKING IS LIKE THIS:a little bird in the sky...you look up and it shits in ur eye...you don't mind and you don't cry,you just thank god that cows don't fly!!

3。Give each letter of a,b,c...a number(a=1,b=2,c=3...),if you add up the letters of the word "attitude",this will be the result:
     a=1+
     t=20+
     t=20+
     i=9+
     t=20+
     u=21+
     d=4+  
     e=5
   Attitude always gets 100% result.

4。Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

5。Kiss is a key to love.
   Love is a lock of marriage.
   Marriage is a box of children.
   Children are problems of China.
   See how much problem a Kiss can create...!

6。Teacher to Sardar: What is the chemical formula of water?
   Sardar said: H I J K L M N O.
   Teacher:what are you talking about?    Sardar: yesterday you told us "H to O".

7。1.Intelligent man + intelligent woman = ROMANCE
    2.Intelligent man + stupid woman = PREGNANCY
    3.Stupid man + intelligent woman = AFFAIR
    4.Stupid man + stupid woman = MARRIAGE

8。A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. A lady next to him asked: are they your babies?
    NO, the man said,I work in a concom factory, and these are CUSTOMER'S COMPLAINTS!

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