Message: letter to a wife and her reply....haha

During the past year I have tried
to
make love
> to
> you 365 times.
> I have succeeded 36 times, which is an
> average
> of once every ten days.
> The following is a list of why I did not
succeed
> more often:
> 54 times the sheets were clean
> 17 times it was too late
> 49 times you were too tired
> 20 times it was too hot
> 15 times you pretended to be sleep
> 22 times you had a headache
> 17 times you were  of waking the baby
> 16 times you said you were too sore
> 12 times it was the wrong time of the month
> 19 times you had to get up early
> 9 times you said weren't in the mood
> 7 times you were sunburned
> 6 times you were watching the late show
> 5 times you didn't want to mess up your
new
> hairdo
> 3 times you said the neighbors would hear
us
> 9 times you said your mother would hear us
> Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity
was
> not
> satisfactory because:
> 6 times you just laid there
> 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in
the
> ceiling
> 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it
over
> with
> 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I
finished
> 1 time I was  I had hurt you because I
felt
> you
> move
> KEEP READING.......
>
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> =
> ====================
> TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
> I think you have things a little confused.
Here
> are
> the reasons you didn't get more than you
did:
> 5 times you came home drunk and tried to
> screw
> the cat
> 36 times you did not come home at all
> 21 times you didn't cum
> 33 times you came too soon
> 19 times you went soft before you got in
> 38 times you worked too late
> 10 times you got cramps in your toes
> 29 times you had to get up early to play golf
> 2 times you were in a fight and someone
kicked
> you in the balls
> 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
> 3 times you had a cold and your nose was
> running
> 2 times you had a splinter in your finger
> 20 times you lost the notion after thinking
about
> it
> all day
> 6 times you came in your pajamas while
> reading a
> dirty book
> 98 times you were too busy watching TV
> Of the times we did get together:
> The reason I laid still was because you
missed
> and were screwing the sheets.
> I wasn't talking about the crack in the
ceiling,
> what
> I said was, "Would you prefer me on my
back
> or
> kneeling?"
> The time you felt me move was because
you
> farted and I was trying to breathe.
> Once you read this letter you have to keep it
> going.
> This game has been played since 1996.
> You must send this letter to 7 people.
> On the 5th day someone will ask you out or
> say "I
> love you."
> This is not a joke.
> It has worked for many years.
> If you break the chain,
> you will have bad luck with guys/girls
forever.
> This is just for future readers.
> This began in 1996,not much of a past, but
it
> works.
> So here are the rules:
> If you read this on a Sunday,wish for a good
> week
> If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
> If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
> If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for
> success
> If you read this on a Thursday, wish for
> anything
> you want
> If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really
> hot
> date
> If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an
> important phone call
> Send this to seven people (after you make a
> wish).
> Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it
or
> your
> wish won't come true

呵呵, a lot of people will read it, your wish will become true.

funny article. different mentality

Thx for yr recommendation.
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why only the girls replied?
and you laughed? wait,
do you really know what exactly the wife was accusing? (i mean, EVERY one of the accusations she made, and yes, it's accusation.)
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