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KISS
　　

    At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

　　The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

　　The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'

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A Taxi Driver


   A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, 「Look mate, don』t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!」 The Passenger apologized and said, 「I didn』t realize that a litter tap would scare you so much.」 The driver replied, 「Sorry, it』s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver C I』ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years.」

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