墨菲定律之--人生不得意

 人生失意， 心情低迷。

 個子矮低， 卻老碰壁。

  命運作弄，事少成功。

 決心減肥，越減越肥。

 白費用功，恐成水桶。

 秋來轉涼，心境更涼。

 Many things are not going well,

 My heart sinks to the old well:

 I am a person who is not tall,

 but always bump into the wall.

 Living a life full of frustration,  

  I doubt my fate is mistaken.

  I am working hard to lose weight

 but instead of losing, I've gained!

  I am afraid I will look like a pail,

  and this freaks me out like hell.

  Now the cool autumn is here,

  and my heart feels a lot cooler.

跟唱：美麗的牧羊姑娘

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