錄音（笑話, 中英）A wife was making a breakfast...

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A wife was making a breakfast...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

錄音   http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s139vMJtArZ9&autoplay=0

A wife was making a breakfast...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

一個太太在做早餐
一個太太在為她丈夫做煎蛋早餐。
突然間，他丈夫衝進廚房，「小心！」 他說，「小心！放多點黃油！天呀！你一下子煎太多了。太多啦！翻過來，翻過來，現在翻過來！ 我們需要更多的黃油。天呀！去哪兒找更多的黃油？ 要不會粘鍋啦！小心，小心！我說小心！ 你煮東西從來不聽我說話，從來不！ 翻過來！ 快點呀！
你瘋啦？腦子有問題呀？別忘了加鹽。你經常忘了加鹽。用鹽。用鹽！用鹽！」
他妻子盯著他說，「你發什麼神經呀？就幾個個蛋你以為我不會煎呀？」
丈夫鎮靜地說：」我只是想演示給你看我開車時候是什麼樣的感覺。「

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英語來源：網路

翻譯，演講：劉小曼

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