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New Year's Eve ... LOL!! 作者： Hairball 毛球
Our pastor came to our home for New Year's Eve dinner and board games. He had lost his wife over the summer and they had no children.
Our neighbor is staying with us. She had an unfortunate issue with a used gas stove and a brother-in-law who messed up the connection. That resulted in half her kitchen being blown up and part of her garage.
She is staying with us until her home is repaired.
However, she had inherited her older brother's African Grey/parrot/buzzard creature. Her brother worked in the merchant marines, and when he passed, she got this feathered fiend.
This is the most foul-mouthed parrot I have ever seen. First of all, his name is PeckerHead. Second, he hates everyone.
Our pastor comes in, and the first thing PeckerHead says is, "What the @#$%&!! do you want?!"
He looked at PeckerHead, and replied, "Why the @#$%&!! are you asking me? Shut the @#$%&!! up!!"
Apparently no one had ever talked back to that parrot/buzzard.
We still haven't heard a word from PeckerHead.
除夕之夜我們的牧師來我們家共聚晚餐和玩棋盤遊戲。他的妻子在今年夏天去世了，他們倆沒有孩子。
我們的鄰居跟我們住一起。很不幸地，她使用燃氣灶的時候，她妹夫把煤氣灶電源接駁搞錯了，結果她半個廚房和部分車房被炸飛了。
她在我們家住直到她房子修好為止。
然而，她繼承了她哥哥的非洲灰/鸚鵡/禿鷹生物。她的哥哥曾在商船隊工作，在他去世后，這個長著羽毛的惡魔就留給她了。
這是我所見過的最滿嘴髒話的鸚鵡。首先，他的名字是啄木鳥頭， 其次，這傢伙恨所有的人。
我們的牧師進來的時候，啄木鳥頭 說的第一句話是，「你XXX想怎樣？」
牧師看著啄木鳥頭，回答說: 「為什麼 @# $%&!! 你問我嗎? 閉上你的臭嘴!!"
很顯然地，從來沒有人跟那隻鸚鵡/禿鷹這樣講過話。
啄木鳥頭閉嘴到現在。
Translator: Xiaoman
Jan. 15, 2016
加拿大鷹語俱樂部
Our pastor came to our home for New Year's Eve dinner and board games. He had lost his wife over the summer and they had no children.
Our neighbor is staying with us. She had an unfortunate issue with a used gas stove and a brother-in-law who messed up the connection. That resulted in half her kitchen being blown up and part of her garage.
She is staying with us until her home is repaired.
However, she had inherited her older brother's African Grey/parrot/buzzard creature. Her brother worked in the merchant marines, and when he passed, she got this feathered fiend.
This is the most foul-mouthed parrot I have ever seen. First of all, his name is PeckerHead. Second, he hates everyone.
Our pastor comes in, and the first thing PeckerHead says is, "What the @#$%&!! do you want?!"
He looked at PeckerHead, and replied, "Why the @#$%&!! are you asking me? Shut the @#$%&!! up!!"
Apparently no one had ever talked back to that parrot/buzzard.
We still haven't heard a word from PeckerHead.
除夕之夜我們的牧師來我們家共聚晚餐和玩棋盤遊戲。他的妻子在今年夏天去世了，他們倆沒有孩子。
我們的鄰居跟我們住一起。很不幸地，她使用燃氣灶的時候，她妹夫把煤氣灶電源接駁搞錯了，結果她半個廚房和部分車房被炸飛了。
她在我們家住直到她房子修好為止。
然而，她繼承了她哥哥的非洲灰/鸚鵡/禿鷹生物。她的哥哥曾在商船隊工作，在他去世后，這個長著羽毛的惡魔就留給她了。
這是我所見過的最滿嘴髒話的鸚鵡。首先，他的名字是啄木鳥頭， 其次，這傢伙恨所有的人。
我們的牧師進來的時候，啄木鳥頭 說的第一句話是，「你XXX想怎樣？」
牧師看著啄木鳥頭，回答說: 「為什麼 @# $%&!! 你問我嗎? 閉上你的臭嘴!!"
很顯然地，從來沒有人跟那隻鸚鵡/禿鷹這樣講過話。
啄木鳥頭閉嘴到現在。
Translator: Xiaoman
Jan. 15, 2016
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