感恩節火雞的笑話

1，Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?

Because it makes him blush!

為什麼給火雞拔毛的時候你不看著它？

它脫衣服害羞啊！

2，What happened when the turkey met the axe?

He lost his head!

當火雞遇到斧頭的時候會發生什麼事呢？

火雞會丟了腦袋。

3，What's the best way to stuff a turkey?

Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

怎樣填滿火雞呢？

帶他們出去吃披薩和冰淇凌。

4，Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes - a building can't jump at all

火雞能跳的比帝國大廈還要高嗎？

可以，因為大廈根本不會跳。

5， Why do turkeys gobble?

 They never learned good table manners.

火雞為什麼會咯咯叫？

因為牠們從沒學好餐桌禮節。

（*gobble還有狼吞虎咽的意思。）

6，What key can't open doors?

A turKEY!

什麼鑰匙不能開門？

A turKEY!

（*turkey是火雞的意思，詞尾正好是「鑰匙」）

7， Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?

He was stuffed!

火雞為什麼不吃點心？

因為他吃太飽了！(因為他肚子被塞滿了烹煮的材料！)

（*stuff除了有吃飽之意外，還有填塞東西的意思）

8， Why did they let the turkey join the band?

He had the drumsticks!

為何會讓火雞加入樂團呢？

因為他有鼓棒！

（*drumstick有雞腿、鼓槌之意）

（ZT）