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看看孔夫子怎麼說的.比這個好笑多了.
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Confucius Say Man who fart in church....Sit in own pew
Contributed by Stacy Collins Arizona
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason,
and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
GALLEO GALILEI
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
VOLTAIRE
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
GEORGE WINTERS
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
ART HOPPE
Contributed by Mary Nelson V.A
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Contributed by Jane M. Caldwell M.O Atttributed to WOODY ALLEN
If practice makes perfect, but if nobodys perfect than why practice?
Contributed by Isaac J. Winder WVC
A cult is a religion with no political power
Contributed by David Jones Pittsburgh PA USA Attributed to TOM WOLFE
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
Contributed by David Jones Pittsburgh PA USA Attributed to CARL SANDBURG
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
Contributed by H.Spencer Waco Texas USA Attributed to JAMES FEIBLEMAN
Every tick of the clock is yesterday
Submitted by Ed Reynolds Santa Fe Texas
Time is too short for time in this world.
Submitted by Nabeel Karachi Pakistan
It is my belief that ignorance derives from ignoring people
Submitted by Thomas Aubert Yuma AZ
When all sides, from left, right, back to front, fails, try looking up, the solution is definitely there...
Submitted by Mark, Iligan City, Philippines.
Man with one chopstick, goes hungry
Breaking up not only frees us to be with someone else, but frees us to become someone else.
Submitted by Tom Cousins, Bell Gardens, CA
Life is a mustered seed, where we each play a small part.
Submitted by McGinnis, Springfield Missouri
Butter bread all ways falls butter side down. Dont have a frown make another u lazy ass!
Submitted by James Florida.
Treat others the way you want to be treated.
Submitted by Taylor Johnson Sims, Illinios
The moment that we begin to live is the moment we begin to die
Submitted by Tifany Brents, Conway Arkansas
I am who I am
Submitted by dsfsff fsdafsdf, Groves, Texas
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