奧巴馬回羅玉鳳的一封信

Hello, Earlier yesterday, I received a National Security Agency, thesafety briefing was given to me, content to claim that I was inmainland China as its mate object, which I told my staff were extremelyshocked by the U.S. National emergency investigation by securityagents, the agents group out of consideration for my personal safetyand hope I can make written comments on this as soon as possible, so, Iam very careful decided to bring to this letter to you, I hope yourefrain from making any further moves order not to affect Sino-USrelations as well as the people of the world security and stability.

　　She has, although I do not know you personally, but according toHillary Clinton reported that she most admired about you, she stressed,your courage and vision of no less than the U.S. anti-missile strategicplan, your looks completely beyond the human the imagination, even themovie "Affan up," director Cameron had once said that although the filmis fictional, but when I see you, he would like to see the real peoplein the Pandora. He even worried that you would bring a lawsuit againsthis film characters violation of the right of your portrait. In thisregard, I have to pay high tribute to you personally.

　　As you can see, I already have their own married, I am sorry, I cannot satisfy your desire to marry. Not only that, your vision and wisdomis my behind in the dust. Because you have said, after 600 years, noone can beat you, if I were with you, I am worried that you would Isell go to Africa as a miner, and then sold to the United States Osamabin Laden. Maybe your mind can be completely spike Einstein's "Theoryof Relativity", but I hope you do not use your mouth to eat, heinvented the light bulb, because of this, Edison would be very unhappy.

　　Of course, you have a rich cultural heritage is only piece of ajigsaw, I can not fully grasp, because you read books on the Americanpeople over the centuries unheard of, and you to be proud posture ofstanding in triumph the forefront of social development, leading theworld's cultural trend-driven the trend of social and culturalundertakings, and even I have strange enough, and you are far apart.Therefore, in order to better serve the American people to improve thestatus quo of American society bear, I decided to all members ofCongress issued "soulmates" and the "story" so that their efforts tolearn the essence and meaning of them as soon as possible to lead theAmerican people out of economic crisis predicament.

　　Finally, on behalf of all the peoples of the United States in advanceI wish you a happy New Year, I hope you find true love at an earlydate, thus breaking the human right to define the limits of mentalendurance.


　　尊敬的羅玉鳳女士：

　　你好，昨天早些時候，我收到了國家安全局呈交給我的安全簡報，內容聲稱在中國大陸有人要將我作為其擇偶對象，這令我跟我的幕僚們極為震驚，經美國國家安全局特工的緊急調查之後，特工組出於對我的人身安全考慮，希望我能就此儘快作出批示，於是，我很慎重的決定，把這封寫給你，希望你不要再作出進一步地舉動，以免影響中美關係以及世界人民的安全與穩定。

　　羅女士，雖然我對你本人不太了解，但據希拉里報告，她對你個人極其崇拜，她強調，你的膽識與眼光不亞於美國的反導彈戰略部署，你的相貌完全超乎人類的想象，就連電影《阿凡達》的導演卡梅隆也曾一度表示，雖然電影是虛構的，但每當看到了你，他就猶如見到了現實中的潘多拉人。他甚至還擔心你會狀告他的電影人物侵犯了你的肖像權。對此，我也向你個人表示崇高的敬意。

　　正如你所看到的那樣，我已經有了自己的家室，所以很抱歉，我不能滿足與你結婚的心愿。不僅如此，你的視野與智慧也是我所望塵莫及的。因為你曾說過，前後600年間都無人能超越你，假如我跟你在一起的話，我很擔心你會把我賣去非洲當礦工，然後再將美國賣給本拉登。也許你的思想可以完全秒殺愛因斯坦的《相對論》，但希望你不要用你的大嘴去吃他發明的燈泡，因為這樣，愛迪生會很不高興的。

　　當然，對你深厚的文化底蘊我也只是管中窺豹，不能完全掌握，因為你讀的書籍是美國人民幾百年來聞所未聞的，你以驕傲凱旋的姿態站在社會發展的前沿，引領世界文化潮流，驅動社會文化事業的走向，就連我也自嘆不如，與你相距甚遠。因此，為了更好的為美國人民服務，改善美國社會不堪的現狀，我決定向所有國會議員發放《知音》與《故事會》，讓他們努力汲取其中的精髓與內涵，早日帶領美國人民走出經濟危機的困境。

　　最後，我代表美國所有人民，提前祝你新年快樂，希望你能早日找到真愛，從而打破人類對心理承受能力極限的界定

it is cruel. not quite funny. by the way, your chinese is a lot better

愛因斯坦什麼時候和愛迪生成同一個人了?