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newsphinx 發表於 2004-8-5 14:07 | 只看該作者 回帖獎勵 |倒序瀏覽 |閱讀模式
The Perfect Employee? Or Not

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classes as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommended that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.



Addendum:



That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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平安貝兒 發表於 2004-8-5 23:28 | 只看該作者
Wow!my God! LoL!

Bob is a treasure, when i go through the reading first time and wondering what those numbers are for,i thought, if i got a recommendation letter like that, it would be gorgeous.  But i hold my breath when i read it again, only the odd numbered lines, i though, poor guy! wish my boss never write any letter for me!

hehe!
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jcais 發表於 2004-8-6 00:00 | 只看該作者
i always think 貝兒 is a treasure. i may have to think again.
:p

having this kind recommendation letter or a "dear john" letter, which is worse? i really don't have a clue.
The value of an idea lies in the using of it.
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平安貝兒 發表於 2004-8-7 05:16 | 只看該作者
have you got any conclusion after you think again about 貝兒, jcais?

She is looking at you solicitously!
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jcais 發表於 2004-8-7 10:27 | 只看該作者
well, i think no word in the dictionary can describe貝兒's value appropriately.

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 樓主| newsphinx 發表於 2004-8-7 18:51 | 只看該作者
BELLE really is everybody's apple in the eye.
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一劍飄飄 發表於 2004-8-7 21:38 | 只看該作者
hehehe, agree~~~
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jcais 發表於 2004-8-8 10:25 | 只看該作者
貝兒
u r the sunshine of our life,
u r the apple in our eye.
that's why we'll always be around.

:p            [:493:]
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YAMAMODO55 發表於 2004-8-24 07:30 | 只看該作者
HEHE~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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