a tiny joke

tell you a tiny joke,
one day I was taking a bath with my son, he saw my nipples, then I teased him,
"son,, what is that?" I pulled it...
and he wanted to touch them, "no, you can't." "you didn't tell me your answer?"
"Silly mommy, that is belly button!"
"ah..."
"so how many belly buttons does mommy have?"
"two!"
then I asked him, "how many do you have?"
I asked him again, " why yours are so small, while mommy's are big?"
"because you are big, I am small, that's why!"
"I see."
he wanted to touch again...
" NO, you can't..."
"Mommy, I can't understand, when I was small, I could have it in my mouth ( I breastfed him), now  I even just want to touch it, you don't let me..."
...
haha

謝謝 尋花問柳 的原創

HAHA, innocent boy.

I think he also asked: "where did I live before I was born? Where did I come out?".  If he did asked, what were your answers?

I think telling the truth is the best answer!

Yes..nothing but the truth.