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老實說, 親愛的數學, 我對你也不太了解. 感謝您對我昨天寫給您的文章的感謝. 你真是太好了!因為有一些不尋常的東西, 我有點敏感, 所以只想告訴你。我也告訴你一些事情。六年級時, 來自夢工廠的一位英俊的俄羅斯同性戀男孩來到學校教Jackie畫畫。因為他, Jackie後來遇到了 Steven. 這位帥哥還有一位堂兄Sam, 他也是夢工廠的製片人. (Steven, David 一定認識他們)他也來到學校看 Jackie, 他是與父親分手的同一個製片人,因為他父親離婚並再婚. 15年父親回來了. 當 Jackie 看到他們互相擁抱時, Jackie並不在意。當他來到學校給Jackie送禮時,他問她:「你最喜歡的寵物是什麼?」 Jackie很天真,她眨了眨眼睛說道。 「小豬仔」(我不知道為什麼這個瘋狂的小女孩喜歡小豬仔!)猶太人對豬很禁忌,後來才知道Sam非常害怕豬。所以他建議Jackie說,「iPad怎麼樣?」 那時,Jackie已經有了iPad,所以她想了一會兒,轉過頭說:「不!我喜歡小豬仔。」 事實上,令我驚訝的是,好萊塢製片人給她帶來了一隻新生的粉紅豬仔。幾天後,在小院子里,小豬追趕著製作人。高大英俊的製片人非常害怕,他尖叫著跑來跑去。

To be honest with you, dear Math, I don't know much about you either. Thank you for your appreciation of the essay I wrote to you yesterday. You are so sweet! Because there are some unusual things, I am a bit more sensitive, so just want to tell you. Let me tell you something, too. In sixth grade, a handsome Russian gay boy from DreamWorks came to school to teach Jackie how to paint. And because of him, Jackie later met Steven. The handsome guy also has a cousin Sam who is also a producer at DreamWorks. (Steven, David must have known them.) He also came to school to see Jackie, the same producer who broke up with his father because his father divorced and remarried. He got back with his father together in 15 years. The one that Jackie didn't care about when she saw them hugging each other. When he came to school to give Jackie a present, he asked her, "what's your favorite pet?" Jackie was naive, she said with a blink of her eyes. "piglet" (I don't know why this crazy little girl likes piglets! ) The Jews were very taboo about pigs, and I later learned that the producer was very afraid of pigs. So he advised Jackie, said, "how's iPad?" By then Jackie already had a iPad, so she thought for a moment and turned her head around and said, "No! I like piglet. " As it turned out, to my surprise, the Hollywood producer brought her a newborn pink piglet a few days later. Then in the small yard, the piglet ran after the producer. The tall and handsome producer was so scared that he screamed and ran around.
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