國外最 hot的短消息（看得我笑死了 ：）

● Good looks caatch the eyes but Good Personality catches the
heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don』t Be! It was sent to me. I
just wanted you to read it.

      ● Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things
when you wake up today?

      1)　　  Pary-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may
live too!

      ● Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof, woof,　　loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,

      　 Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

      ●　　 If u hide, I』ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I』ll search 4 you. If
u』ll leave, I』ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I』ll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, I』ll kill you.

      ●　　 Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world
peace. That』s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He
said: 「Let me try world peace」.

      ●　　 1 day u』ll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me
crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in
a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.

      ●　　 This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.
5...4...3...2...1...

      　　 >Error: No Brain Detected!!!

呵呵，有意思

Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof, woof,　　loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,

　 Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

最喜歡這個！！！

it's extremly funny ican't help laughing at this.

do enjoy your day.

i typed in msg via mobile disturbute to my friends, you know they feel very interesting. i sent roof, kill you and first one.
thx a lot for your top jokes brought me ball time

ball time是什麼意思？

哪位翻譯一下？

哈哈

is that funny?old school.........

Interesting

有趣!

太好笑太有意思了哈 !!!

lol'd
i like the one about the god and the grant