俄國地大物博

俄國地大物博，有那麼多的好東西  There are so many great things in Russia

May 7, 2017 at 7:39 PM

親愛的主席，88，Uncle Vladimir, Jackie說你們喜歡我的短文，讓我繼續寫. 謝謝你們
俄羅斯出美女, 他們說夏天的莫斯科大街上美女如雲. 我爸爸在蘇聯五年就跟好多美女一同拍過照. 當然我媽媽有沒有妒忌我不知道，就從爸爸帶回來的照片里，我就看見好多長發碧眼美女. 他們在學校里拍的，在南方裏海的船上拍的，在城市裡拍的，在公園裡. 她們都是身材嬌好青春蕩漾又朝氣蓬勃的年輕人呢. 當時我爸爸也是一表人才呢，我想當時我爸爸心裡應該也有喜歡的漂亮俄國女孩子. 中國有很多年輕的企業家, 也有很多像王思聰這樣的富二代, 還有很多在國外留學以後回國創業的. 他們有才華有資本, 他們一定像我爸爸那樣也喜歡俄國美女的！上次Jackie的偶像，她的大帥哥「男朋友」的妹妹Aurora, 是一位俄國芭蕾舞女演員. 她在跟Steven 他們一起跳舞的時候，雖然親愛的主席看見了她，卻裝假正經而無所反應. 可是88，跟小Jackie一樣都說很喜歡她. 聽見了嗎? 窈窕淑女，君子好求！愛美之心人皆有之. Uncle Vladimir , 你年輕的太太好美哦！想象一下如果這些年輕的中國企業家到俄國來想來尋找生意機會，想跟俄國美女約會一起出去玩. 看中俄國的珠寶想買來送美女, 可是店員說，我們這裡只收旅行支票. 結果那麼可能的生意聯繫，友誼建立，或一段美好的浪漫故事，都不知道會有什麼樣的結局！俄國地大物博，有那麼多的好東西，Uncle Vladimir, 你們不願意想想辦法跟這些中國四通八達的, 能在中國巨大市場里得心應手的企業家們搞好關係? 你們還去燒人家在莫斯科的倉庫！你們不想多輸送輸送產品到中國市場去獲利嗎？聽說白俄羅斯的國家政策是不允許美女出國的，你們也是這樣子嗎？誒，我覺得每個國家都有「中文系」畢業的哦！我想問問你們後面策劃者，是不是也會站起來搓搓手，「對不起，我要去睡覺了」？ 我挺喜歡Jackie那位俄國大帥哥和他們的家族的. Jackie第一次來月經的時候，一個有九個孩子的父親，還有一個同性戀帥哥，他們的妹妹一個漂亮大美女，三個人聚在一起，認認真真關愛她給她講小女孩的身體，怎麼保護自己. 我一想起那個情景就很想笑，他們比美國人要純樸多了. 我還想Jackie長大能不能去俄國讀大學呢！今年夏天我們想去俄國，他們甚至有計劃想來看看她. Uncle Vladimir, 你看，現在歐洲開放免費讀大學，各個國家只要有條件，有那麼多的中國的年輕人包括我的堂弟現在都在德國讀書. 為什麼去俄國的簽證，那麼麻煩那麼貴？ 現在中美都有10年簽證了，你們能否高抬貴手至少也弄個五年簽證，因為就是去看Hermitage藝術館也要花一個月呀. 不可能一年去一次就看夠了，而且俄國這麼大，你們也讓事情容易些好嗎？想去問問你們後面的策劃者，是不是他也會站起來搓搓手，「對不起，我要去睡覺了」？ 請幫幫忙！  Uncle Vladimir, 我有時一個人在美國南加州，想到哪裡就寫到哪裡. 如果出格了，請千萬包容. 親愛的主席和88，他們已經習慣我發瘋了，無可奈何花落去，似曾相識燕歸來.  他們也拿我沒辦法！

There are beauties in Russia, they say that the beauty of the streets of Moscow in the summer is like clouds. My dad stayed in the Soviet Union for five years taking pictures with many beauties. Of course, I do not know if my mother was jealous. From the photos that Dad brought back, I saw a lot of beautiful long-haired blondes. They were taken at school, on a boat on the southern Caspian Sea, in a city, in a park. They are all very good-looking, Young and energetic young people. My dad was also a talented person at the time. I think my dad should have beautiful Russian girls in his heart.  There are many young entrepreneurs in China, many rich second generations like Wang Sicong, and many returned to China after studying abroad. They are talented and have capital. They must like Russian beauties like my father! Last time Jackie 』s idol, the sister of her big boy "boyfriend", Aurora, is a Russian ballerina. When she was dancing with Steven, although Dear Chairman saw her, he pretended not to have serious reactions. But 88, like little Jackie, said he liked her a lot. Did you hear that? Everyone has a heart for beauty. Uncle Vladimir, your young lady is so beautiful! Imagine if these young Chinese entrepreneurs come to Russia to find business opportunities and want to hang out with Russian beauties. When they see fancy Russian jewelery want to buy and deliver beauties, but the clerk says that we only accept traveler's checks here. So the possible business connections, friendship building, or a beautiful romantic story, does not know what the ending will be! There are so many good things in Russia, Uncle Vladimir, you do 』t want to think of ways to get in touch with these well-connected Chinese entrepreneurs who can handle the huge market in China? You still go to burn their warehouse in Moscow? Do you not want to send more products to the Chinese market for profit? I heard that Belarus 』s national policy does not allow beautiful women to go abroad. Are you doing the same thing? Hey, I think every country has people graduated from the "National Literature Department"! I want to ask if the planners behind you will stand up and rub their hands, "I'm sorry, I'm going to bed"? I really like Jackie 』s big Russian boy and their family. When Jackie first came to menstruation, a father with nine children, a gay boy, their sister a beautiful big girl, three people gathered together, they really cared about her and told her how to protect the little girl 』s body. When I think of the scene, I can  not help laughing. They are much simpler than Americans. I also think Jackie can grow up and go to Russia to go to university! We want to go to Russia this summer, and they even have plans to come and see her. Uncle Vladimir, you see, now Europe is free to study at universities. As long as there are conditions in various countries, there are so many young people in China including my cousin studying in Germany. Why is the visa to Russia so expensive and so troublesome? Now both China and the United States have 10 years of visas. Can you raise your hand and get at least a five-year visa, because it takes one month to see the Hermitage Museum of Art. It is impossible to visit once a year, and Russia is big , can you also make things easier? I want to ask the planner behind you whether he will stand up and rub his hands, "I'm sorry, I'm going to bed"? Please help! Uncle Vladimir, I am sometimes alone in Southern California in the United States, I write wherever I think. If it is out of order, please be tolerant. Dear Chairman and 88, they are used to my madness, helplessness. They can take me!