史上搞笑中式英語

來源: 月如霜

1. How are you ? How old are you? 怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？

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2. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子雞

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3. Four Glad Meatballs 直譯：四個開心的肉球 被用為：四喜丸子

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4. Wash after relief 用過請沖水 解釋：中國的廁所光沖（flush）不行，居然還要「洗」（wash）！

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5. You ask me，me ask who？ 你問我，我問誰

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6. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放

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7. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 關於一場車禍的描述

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8. Horse horse tiger tiger. 馬馬虎虎

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9. Good good study, day day up. 好好學習，天天向上

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10. No three no four. 不三不四

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11. Know is know, no know is no know. 知之為知之，不知為不知

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12. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

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13. watch sister 表妹

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14. fire big 火大

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15. Go past, no mistake past. 走過路過，不要錯過

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16. As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠

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17. We two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰？

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18. people moumtain people sea 人山人海

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19. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers!Together up(見備註1)

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20. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! (見備註2)

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備註1：

You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

備註2：

Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole!

龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！