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bluepolish 發表於 2006-1-8 20:39 | 只看該作者 回帖獎勵 |倒序瀏覽 |閱讀模式
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good about yourselves. You 'll have come a long
way...!
Male readers: Please scroll down.

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cwjjzhou 發表於 2006-1-8 21:03 | 只看該作者

love between male and female

[:494:]  [:494:] how about female readers?
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cwjjzhou 發表於 2006-1-8 21:04 | 只看該作者
friends, dream what you'd like to dream... because we need to be open to everyone when you are really in love...
多一絲快樂, 少一些煩惱;
不論鈔票多少, 只要開心就好;
累了就睡, 醒來就微笑;
生活是什麼滋味, 還得自己放調料;
一切隨緣, 童心到老, 快樂一生
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cwjjzhou 發表於 2006-1-8 21:05 | 只看該作者
"有感即發是最快樂的..."
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cwjjzhou 發表於 2006-1-8 21:07 | 只看該作者
Adelyn, bluepolish, I am so proud of having you as my brother.
a hug to my dear brother.
have wonderful every day!
多一絲快樂, 少一些煩惱;
不論鈔票多少, 只要開心就好;
累了就睡, 醒來就微笑;
生活是什麼滋味, 還得自己放調料;
一切隨緣, 童心到老, 快樂一生
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apsun 發表於 2006-1-9 14:09 | 只看該作者
I'd like a mild heart attack"
I can't understand the meaning of this sentence
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霜之哀傷 發表於 2006-1-10 10:58 | 只看該作者
lmao
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Adelyn 發表於 2006-1-10 15:24 | 只看該作者
hi apsun, "I'd like a mild heart attack" was the last wish made by the smart woman who wanted her husband to have a severe heart attack while she would have a mild one hence being safe.
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