看看這是怎麼一會事

baptism is bad for children and other living things


http://yrif.org/2009/04/26/bapti ... ther-living-things/


研究信的就是這種基督教。不怎麼樣。

Signs You're at a Bad Baptism



The Coast Guard is involved.

The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks.

Pastor wears scuba gear.

As the baptism begins the organist plays the theme from "Jaws."

The preacher uses a "Billy the Bass" singing "Take Me to the River" instead of the traditional "Shall We Gather at the River?".

You keep hearing the pastor saying, "Oops! Honestly, sister; I didn't know about that drop-off!"

The pastor can't get the rather large person being baptized back up out of the water and calls for help.

The deacon board shows up with fishing gear.

Just as the choir starts to sing, Paul Hogan jumps out of the water and wrestles the preacher into submission.

Two Words: Alka Seltzer


http://www.joke-archives.com/toplists/badbaptism.html

研究已經不是小孩子了嘛。

催肥 發表於 2011-8-13 09:33
研究已經不是小孩子了嘛。

理由充足。

hellman 發表於 2011-8-12 19:24
理由充足。

未必哦