In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft, today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
There is no game like golf; you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
Remarks: just a little thought after my first time ever visited a golf course.