一個笑話

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

某日B路過一橋. 見一人A欲跳下自殺. 急上前勸導"別跳別跳!" .
A: 為什麼不跳?
B: 生命自有意義,為何輕生?
A: 有什麼意義?
B:你有信仰還是無神論者?
A: 有信仰.
B:那太好了,我也有信仰. 你信基督教,猶太教還是穆斯林?
A:基督教.
B:那太好了,我也信基督教.你是信基督教天主教還是新教?
A: 新教.
B:那太好了,我也信新教. 你是聖公會的還是浸信會的?
A: 浸信會的.
B: 那太好了,我也是浸信會的.你是主耶穌浸信會的還是上帝浸信會的?
A: 上帝浸信會的.
B:  那太好了,我也是上帝浸信會的. 你是傳統上帝浸信會的還是改革上帝浸信會的
?
A: 改革上帝浸信會的.
B: 太好啦,我也是改革上帝浸信會的. 你是1879改革上帝浸信會的還是1915年改
革上帝浸信會的?
A: 1915年改革上帝浸信會的
B(自言自語): 去死吧!你這個異端渣滓!隨把A推下橋.

1# hellman
這麼有意義的貼子，俺可不能偷著笑：

呵呵！應該貼到隔壁去。

呵呵！應該貼到隔壁去。
溫和寶 發表於 2009-7-2 04:31

隔壁馬上就會刪掉.這裡長命.

我也要笑一笑。