Two Gay Guys are walking through a zoo

Two Gay Guys are walking through a zoo. They
> come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has
> a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One
> of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he reaches
> into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him
> into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop,
> while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by. When he's
> done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage. An
> ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the
> hospital. A few days later, his friend visits him in the
> hospital and asks, 'Are you hurt?' 'AM I
> HURT?' he shouts, 'Wouldn't you
> be?..............he hasn't called....he hasn't
> written....'

hah! got his feelings hurt!