史上最強中國式英語

go and look!走著瞧

good good study,day day up好好學習天天向上

No Mao ze dong ,no new china沒有毛澤東沒有新中國

go a head! 去個頭！

People mountain peole sea!人山人海

give you some color see see!!給你點顏色看看

no three no four 不三不四

no money no women no good（哈，這是誰說的）

we two who and who？我們倆誰跟誰

dog day''s狗日的

poor light egg窮光蛋

if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你

you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鳥我我也不鳥你

full clear ten big cool punishment滿清十大酷刑

love his mother who who who愛他媽誰誰誰

KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED殺一警百

i s h i t love you我便愛上了你

banana fish相交於

f u c k do system操作系統

horse horse tiger tiger馬馬虎虎

fish yes於是

your grandma''s legs你奶奶個腿

King eight egg***

5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五講四美三熱愛

give me take down!給我拿下

WATCH SISTER 表妹

your grandma''s bear你奶奶個熊

yellow fly red黃飛鴻

red face know to me紅顏知己

American Chinese not enough美中不足

pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗瑪峰

You really have two down sons你真有兩下子

round son egg原子彈

chicken gun ice機槍兵

water sex poplar flower水性楊花

How are you? 怎麼是你？

How old are you? 怎麼老是你？

good good study,day day up

your grandma''s legs   ,love his mother who who who

pig wood wolf horse bee!珠慕朗瑪峰