Imitate Birds

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.

"Imitate birds," the man said.

"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "eople like that are a dime a dozen."

"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

模仿鳥兒

　　一個人想在一個舞台劇中找份工作。「你能幹什麼呢？」負責人問。

　　「模仿鳥兒，」那人說。

　　「你在開玩笑吧？」負責人答道，「那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。」

　　「噢，那就算了。」那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。

嘿嘿，原來是高手啊~~！