Polish Divorce....

Polish Divorce....

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home....

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete....

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one....

I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland....

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player....

Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her....

Is your wife a nagger? No, she white....

Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me....

What makes you think that? I got proof....

What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom....

I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"....

Ha, I like it!
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