Dorm Room Pranks (大學寢室惡作劇集錦)

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Note: The pranks and practical jokes listed on our site are for entertainment purposes only. Some may be harmful to others or illegal, so we do not support that type of behavior. We take no responsibility for anyone getting into trouble or causing any harm due to our site.[/COLOR]





Dorm Room Tug Of War
While 2 different dorm room buddies who have rooms across from each other are sleeping, get a rope and tie their door knobs together. Leave just enough slack so both doors open just a crack. Then rapidly knock on both victims doors. When they go to answer them, they will be in an unsuspected tug of war with each other.



Your Feet Are Growing
Take a handful of cotton and stuff them deep inside your roommates shoes. When he or she goes to put them on, they will think their shoes are getting smaller or feet have grown.



Monkey Face
Use some temporary glue such as a glue stick to put a picture of a monkey or anything else that would be funny over your roommate's photo ID or drivers license. Then ask him to go make a beer run. He will have to show his ID to the cashier to identify his age. This trick could also work on a school ID, just send him to the library to check out some books.



[COLOR="DimGray"]A Few Pounds Heavier
Go out and buy some new boxers or underwear. Buy the same kind and brand that your roommate wears. Only be sure to buy them a couple sizes too small. Wash them a few times so they don't look brand new. Then replace them with his old ones in his drawer. When he tries them on and realizes they are smaller than usual, he may think he put on a few pounds and is heavier.[/COLOR]



Sloppy Sneeze
Walk behind someone with a wet hand. Pretend to sneeze. At the same time, shake your hand over the back of your victim's neck and behind ears. Your victim will think you sneezed all over him.



Vaseline On Door Knob
Put vaseline on the inside doorknob if you leave before your roommate to prevent them from being able to turn the knob and leave after you.



[COLOR="DimGray"]Under The Door Pranks
Fill an accordian folder with shaving cream, insert under someone's door and stomp on it which will send large amounts of shaving cream into their room withought ever opening the door. Also can be done with a fine powder (Talcum powder works nicely) in a bag with a hole in the bottom. Slip the open end under the door, stick a hair dryer in the hole and the room gets a nice sugar coating.[/COLOR]



[COLOR="dimgray"]In Room Flood
Flood the floor of a room and open the window during a very cold night when the occupants won't be returning for a while. Also good in public bathrooms.[/COLOR]



A Few Sleepless Nights
Purchase several hundred crickets from the local pet store and release them everywhere. (and I do mean everywhere) Crickets are quite noisy and should result in a few sleepless nights.



Hide The Dump
Take a dump into a small cup and place it in the most hard-to-find/get-at place in someone's room. They'll tear their room apart looking for the smell.



[COLOR="dimgray"]Raw Eggs
Place raw eggs under the person's pillow or comforter or somewhere else that is bulky enough that the eggs won't be noticed until after they have been crushed. This is lots of fun to clean up after...[/COLOR]



Crumpled Up Newspaper Filled Room
Fill a person's room while they are out with massive quantities of crumpled up newspaper. This takes a fair bit of planning, a lot of paper and a small room but can have good results.



[COLOR="dimgray"]Door Swap Prank
Remove doors on your hall and swap them with other doors from around the hall.[/COLOR]



[COLOR="dimgray"]Dorm Room Door Prank
Cover a person's door with butcher paper and fill the space between the door and the wall with confetti, peanuts, etc.[/COLOR]



[COLOR="dimgray"]Nasty Messages
Write all sorts of nasty messages in permenant marker on a persons body while they are asleep or passed out drunk. Put them in hard to cover up places.[/COLOR]



Appliance Timer Prank
Use appliance timers to detonate stereo equipment at high volume.



[COLOR="dimgray"]Dump On A Plate
Take a dump on a plate and stick it in the microwave. The area will smell for weeks.[/COLOR]



[COLOR="dimgray"]Staples
Staple the cuffs of your dorm room buddy's pants together.[/COLOR]



[COLOR="dimgray"]Red Hot Blister
While your roommate is sleeping, place a couple of Red Hot hard candies between their teeth and lips. They will wake up with a very bad blister. [/COLOR]



[COLOR="dimgray"]Clear Tape On Eyes
Apply some clear tape to your roomie's eyes when he is sleeping, wake him up, and ask if he feels all right.[/COLOR]

They Look Similar
Insert another CD into a friend's favorite CD case. Make sure that the Cd's look similar. After they put the CD in without checking, watch their expressions as the room is filled with "Coppa Cabana" or some other cheesy CD you swapped his favorite with.



They Are Coming For You
With a tape recorder, tape the following: "They are coming for you." Turn volume setting to very very low and press "lay" as your friend sleeps.



Empty Room
Every day remove something small from another student's room. Place these items in a different room. Repeat until room is completely empty.



Bang! That has to hurt!
Put up some banner paper. The kind that football players run thru before a football game. Put the banner in the doorway of one of your roommates, as soon as he comes crashing thru stand and applaud and cheer him on. Then put another banner up for the final roommate still inside. This time put a heavy object in the way. So when he decides to crash thru for his cheer...he gets a large piece of furniture...HEAD ON!!! ...ouch!



The Mystery Crapper
This prank works well if you and your roommate have seperate bathroom or you can do this to another dorm room buddy down the hall. Simply sneak into their bathroom, take a crap, and forget to flush. Then leave a note that reads "The Mystery Crapper Strikes Again" The more you do this and leave notes, the more well known you will become.



Frozen Bra
While your female roomie is asleep, take her bra, wet it and put it in the freezer. Then before she wakes up put it back. Now all you have to do is sit back and wait til she puts it on in the morning.



I Love Seafood
Get a carrot and use your teeth to shave it into the shape of a goldfish. Then take it over to your victim (who has a pet goldfish) and tell him just how hungry you are. Reach into his goldfish bowl and pretend to grab his goldfish and eat it. Then tell him.."Yum, i love seafood"



TP The Entire Room
While your buddy is asleep, sneak into his dorm room and stream toilet paper everywhere.



Honk If You Are Gay!
Place a "Honk If U Are Gay" bumper sticker on your roommate's car.



Strange Panties In Bed
Whenever you know that your roomate's girlfriend is coming over...plant some strange looking female panties in his bed for her to find.


Newspaper To The Ceiling
Fill your buddy's dorm room with crumpled up newspaper...fill it all the way to the ceiling if you can!



[COLOR="DimGray"]Fire!
While one of your roommates is taking a dump in the restroom, light a napkin on fire and toss it in the restroom from the window and yell FIRE!!! Then, seconds later you and a couple of your buddies toss gallons of water from big buckets all over the napkin and your victim![/COLOR]



[COLOR="dimgray"]Perfect Prank For A Snow Day
Roll a snowball up as big as you can make it. 3 feet or 4 feet tall is perfect. Then get a couple friends to help you set it down in your roommate's room while he is area.[/COLOR]



Metal Gun Prank
Next time your roommate is leaving back home to visit for the holidays place a metal object that is the shape of a gun inside of his luggage. If you know how to use machines in shop class, this should only take a few minutes with some scrap metal.



Ever Seen A Match Burn Twice?
Ask your roommate if he has ever seen a match burn twice. He will say no. Then you show him how it can be done. Simply strike it up to show him the first burn. Then when it goes out and while its still hot, quickly place it on his skin. After he says, "Ouch!" Tell him that is the 2nd burn.



Classic Cold Water Prank
While your roommate is taking a nice warm shower dump a bucket of ice cold water over the top of the shower curtains.



Curtain Removal
Wait until your victim is in the shower. Take down the curtain that is in his room. Then go outside and draw a crowd of passer by's. Tell them to keep an eye on what is going to appear in the window.



Room Key Swap
If you know other students in the same dorm building as you that just leave their door keys laying around then this is the perfect prank. While they are away, take their keys off each others key rings and swap them.



[COLOR="dimgray"]How Does It End?
Tear out the last 2 pages of the current book your roommate is reading. Then leave a note in the pages place. Send your victim on a scavenger hunt to find the pages.[/COLOR]



Spotless
If you know someone who has a very messy dorm, this is a great prank. While he or she is away sneak into the dorm and clean it. Make it spotless. In cases of extremely messy rooms you may need a couple of friends to help you out.


TV Alarm Prank
Set the alarm on your roommates TV to turn the TV on at 3:00am sharp, but before turning the TV off the night before, make sure the volume is full blast maximum!



Caution! Very Heavy
While moving either in or out of your dorm room, tape an empty box up and write 'HEAVY' on it. You can also write something like '200 lbs' to try and convince your victim its heavy as well. Well, then carry it across the room and act as if it weighs a ton. Then ask your roommate to give you a hand. Struggle a bit to hand it over, ask him repeatidly if he has it, if its ok, etc...then just drop it in his hands. He will more than likely try to over compensate, thinking it really was heavy.



Inch by Inch
Everyday move your roommates stuff an inch away. In a about 2 weeks, his furniture will be almost out the door and he wouldn't even notice or give much thought.



Furniture On The Ceiling
Glue dorm room furniture to the ceiling. If your dorm is on the second floor, then people passing by outside will be able to see it if they look up into the window.



Wall to Wall Cans
Glue multiple soda cans together from top to bottom then place them in the dorm hall way.



Bucket Of Water
Fill a bucket with water. Go to the top of your dorm building and wait until your vicim walks out the front door. As soon as he or she does, drop the water on his head.



Icy Bathroom
During the winter, when its snowy and icy outside and below zero temperature go the the bathroom and open all the windows. Then flood the bathroom floor with water. This prank works best if done at night while everyone is asleep. Overnight the bathroom will turn to a very cold and icy room. Perfect for your victim when they wake up in the morning and have to use the room.



Fun With Letterheads
Take any paper you have with your school's official letterhead on top. Cut of the top (letterhead part) and go make copies of it. Then use the new paper with letterhead on top to print from your computer's printer. Use it to type up a memo. In the memo (which is going to be sent to your victim). Tell him you are the school vice president and you have writen him up because multiple people have seen him masterbating thru the window.



Marbles In The Medicine Cabinet
Think you might have a nosey visitor that will snoop through your bathroom medince cabinet? Well, then you can set this prank up and catch them in the act. Simply stack a few marbles in the cabinet so when the door is opened the marbles will come bouncing out all over the sink and tile floor.



Sticky Laces
Get your roommate's shoes and super glue the laces together. He or she will have to cut them off with scissors and replace them...what a hassle!



Bangkok!!!
Ask your roommate if he knows what the capitol of Thailand is. If he doesn't know, tell him it's, "Bangkok!" while smacking him in the mid-section!

Rob The House
Wake up before everyone else and hide all the valuable stuff in the house. When everyone wakes up, they will think the house was robbed. Be sure to hide all the phones as well, you don't want them to call the police before you get to explain the joke.



Stitched Shut
Take your roommate's underwear and stitch the front fly on all of them closed so he cannot open them.



Glow In The Dark
Re-paint your roommate's room while he is on vacation back home. Use the same color it was before he left, just mix in some glow powder so it glows in the dark. You will need 2 lbs of glow powder per every 1 gallon of paint. Just do a search online, there are many places to buy glow powder. Some places also sell glow paint already made.



Duck Tape Shirt
Roll an entire roll of duck tape around your roommate's favorite shirt. Go over and around the shirt with the tape 2 or 3 times or more. Be sure to not cover the whole shirt completely. You want your victim to be able to know that it is indeed his favorite shirt that is covered. He will have to take all the tape off his shirt himself, by hand. What an annoying thing to have to do!!



Pink Nail Polish
While your male roommate is asleep put some pink nail polish on his finger nails.



Burn CDs Prank
If your roommate has a stack of burned cd's, then hide those cd's. Then replace those cd's with some that you burned where the songs are completely different. Make sure to forge his writing with the same titles on the new writable cd's. He will then pop in his U2 cd and wonder why the heck Snoop Dogg is playing.



Get Even With A Jerk
Does some lame guy harass you every time you walk down the hall? Maybe a stare down or a whistle or a touchy. Well this will make him stop for good. First you poke him in the eye and when he grabs his face...now it's time to pant him. Make sure there are people around to see this.



Yard Sale
A few minutes before your roommate returns from running errors, put all of his belongings outside with a yard sale sign in front. Make sure to leave a couple of his valuable things inside. Then sit there next to his stuff like you have been selling stuff for hours. When he pulls up and asks what the heck is going on, tell him you are selling his stuff for extra cash...tell him so far you've made 50 bucks selling his (valuable item 1 and 2). He will freak until he sees it's all a prank and his valuables are actually still in his room.



Nasty Vitamin Smell
Tape a small vitamin to a light bulb that is hidden by the lamp shade. Everytime your victim turns on the light there will be a horrible odor in the air because of the heat from the light burning the vitamin. He or she will also have a very difficult time figuring out where the odor is coming from.



Musical Carpet
Take that small electronic thingie out of a greeting card and place it underneath a rug or carpet, so whenever anyone walks on it music will play.



The Cable Is Out
When your victim gets up from the couch to use the restroom or get a beverage, get the remote. Then change the channel to a static only channel. When he returns he will think the cable went out.



Frozen Block Of Clothes
take a bundle of your victim's clothing and place it in a bucket of water. Then put that bucket of water and clothes in the freezer. In a few hours take out the block of clothes ice and give it to him or her


[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Ash Face
Dip your middle finger in water, then dip it in an ash tray. Point to your victim's face with your point finger and tuck your middle finger inside your palm. To hide it. Then tell your victim he or she has something on their face. Then tell em you got it, proceed to rub it off...but use your middle finger...make sure you smear the ashes across their cheek really good![/COLOR]



The Knotty Prank
While your roommate is out, get a bunch of string and tie knots everywhere in his room, from bed post to tv antaenas, to lamp post, to door knob, bed leg, etc etc...the more knotts streaming across the room the better. Have fun then wait til the victim returns for the laughs to begin.



[COLOR="darkgreen"]Boiled Eggs
Boil some eggs and begin eating them. Then ask your roommate if he wants one. If he says yes, then give him an unboiled egg. Then watch as he begins to crack it open.[/COLOR]



[COLOR="darkgreen"]Peanut Butter Shoes
Smear some peanut butter on the bottom of your shoes. Be careful not to walk on carpet though. When you sit down, cross your legs and angle your feet up so others can notice the peanut butter. Only they won't think its peanut butter![/COLOR]



All Sew'd Up
Sew all of your roommate's underwear together. When he or she goes into the drawer to get one out, he will end up pulling them all out.



Dandruff Prank
Very quietly sneek up on your victim and shake some salt into his hair. Your victim will think he has dandruff.



The Wedgie
Sneak up on your victim from behind. Pull his underwear up as much as possible. Make sure you stretch it up his crack and over his back.


[COLOR="DimGray"]The Noogie
Grab your victim by wrapping your arm around his head and with your other hand rub your nuckles into his head. A typical noogie lasts approx. 1 minute. Have fun!



The Titty Twister
Grab your victim's nipples with your pointer finger and your thumb and twist them.



Pink Belly Prank
Sneak up on your victim and lift the front of his shirt up. Then proceed to smack him in his belly until it turns pink.



Tea Bag Prank
While your roommate is asleep, lay your testicles on his chin or cheek. Take a picture. Show him the pics when he wakes up.[/COLOR]