豬腦湯(開心提供,YJ翻譯)

三個男同學結伴去夜市吃宵夜。來到一家小店時，經過決定他們都點豬腦湯。結果上菜時，因為人太多，上菜的服務員只好大聲叫道：「豬腦，豬腦，三個豬腦！」
三個男同學竟不約而同，爭先恐後地招手說：「這邊，這邊，在這邊！」

There were three boys hanged about one day. When passing by a food outlet with a lot of customers in it, they all ordered soup of pig brain. One waiter yelled 「brain, big brain, pig brain」 for short, while serving the soup. The three boys hurried to stand up and waved their hands, crying 「here, here, here we are!!!」