需要好好W英文的原因

一）

一位在美的留W生，想要考H{照。

在考r因檫^於o，看到地上司是向左D。

他不放心的道:turn left？

O考官回答：Right！於是他立刻向右D。

很抱歉他只有下次再懟

（二）

某人刻苦W英Z，K有小成。

一日上街不慎與一老外相撞，忙f：I am sorry.

老外潰I am sorry too.

某人後又道：I am sorry three.

老外不解，：What are you sorry for?

某人o奈，道：I am sorry five.

(三）

某男，亦粗通英文，至使^，有表要填，有一謔sex。

男思之久已， 毅然下P：Once a week。

C官^后暴笑，曰：This item should be filled in with male or female.

男Dr赧，思之，填下sFemale.

官楞之，曰：Shouldn't it be male?

男急曰：I am a normal man, so i have sex with female.

After looking at his mother's driver license, a child said to her, "I know why you are divorced with father, you flunked in your sex." (There is an "F" for sex.)