英文典名句（佳菲貓語錄）

Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
金X不是一切，@世上有信用卡可用。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每人都游錚樗很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要s用水，量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
勰愕泥櫻賄^不要被抓包。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每成功男人的背後，都有一女人；每不成功男人的背後，都有。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每人都要Y婚，因榭K不是生命的全部。

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
明人不ソY婚，而他Y了婚就也就不再明了。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一相P名~，他o你硨芏嗖幌嚓P的H戚。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差r再硐搿

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
矍榫拖裾掌枰罅康陌搗rg砼圇B。（老外也保守，要摸黑k事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
子後座的小孩е亂饌猓子後座的意外"е"小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未砣Q於你的糲"，所以s快去睡X吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
有比每天早上起床更好的方式_始新的一天。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
"努力工作不е濾勞!"不^何必去冒U呢？

God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上天Q定了l是你的H戚，好在我可以自己x衽笥選

When two's company, three's the result!
人有伴，但後果是早晚恍⌒吶艹齙諶(成三人...)!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
衣服就像有刺的FzW，它阻止你冒然行擁K不妨K你M情的^看

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哈，先別記，一樓的「中譯」有錯，請看下面糾正。

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