Which is worse?-----那個更糟糕?

Which is worse?-----那個更糟糕?

1)
a. Falling on your ass and then farting in front of the guy/girl you like.
(farting) 放屁.
b. Sitting on the guy/girl you like's lap and peeing your pants.
(lap)大腿上 (peeing)撒尿

2)
a. Being immortal and living with cancer aids and every disease known to men.
(immortal)死不了,活下來
b. Being immortal and having all your limbs amputated.
(limbs)四肢 (amputated)手術切除

3)
a. Getting your tongue stuck on a pole.
(pole)柱子
b. Getting your head stuck in a bucket.
(bucket)水桶

4)
a. Your mom dirty dancing with your dad.
b. Your girl/boy friend dirty dancing with your best friend.

5)
a. Breaking someone's heart.
b. Having your heart broken.

6)
a. Being in a dark scary room alone.
(scary)人的
b. Being in a well-lit room with Michael Jackson.
(well-lit)光亮的

7)
a. Bleeding to death.
b. Starving to death.

8)
a.Everybody thinking that you are annoying
(annoying)討厭
b. Everybody thinking you are dull.
(dull)悶

Oh, my goodness!