Jackie特別上位做學生會主席

Dear Vladimir, 今天你還要我繼續講，如果你是世界領袖來統治世界的光明遠景！好啊！我知道你就是想讓我keep active, keep crazy! 那我這次就瘋狂一下。
Dear Vladimir, you want me to continue talking today the bright future if you are the world leader to rule of the world! Yes! I know you just want me to keep active, keep crazy!  OK, Then I'll go crazy this time.

Jackie 一直很愛說話，而且口齒清楚。每次帶她出去餐館吃飯，她在邊上呱呱不停地找人說話。 她一天天長大，越來越伶牙俐齒的，能言善辯，我有時候還講不過她呢！美國這邊小學里的事兒，我不去管它. 我知道她在學校里賣畫，很受歡迎，很多孩子都認識她，喜歡她. 小學高年級，學校里會有一些政治活動了，五年級的時候，學校里貼出很多廣告，讓大家踴躍做學生會長的候選人。我想這跟Jackie 也沒什麼關係, 因為她是亞洲人, 本來人數不多, 所以也沒去報名, 不參加政治。結果他們全校八百多個學生一百多個老師，他們這一年級有120多人，居然有近70個孩子報了名。那天放學的時候，Jackie坐在車裡邊, 小心翼翼, 忐忑不安, 欲言又止的。最後慢吞吞地告訴我 「媽媽, 今天開全校大會了。」 那天全校在廣場上開大會，五年級每個候選人孩子輪流出場，作競選演說. 然後讓大家選出學生會主席和學生會會員。 「哦，那怎麼樣了呢？」 「我當選了學生會主席，並列主席。」 啊？我是不是聽錯了，不由自主踩了一下緊急剎車，兩人身體都晃了一下，這怎麼可能？「什麼？怎麼回事？」 原來Jackie沒有報名做候選人，也許因為她口齒伶俐善於講話，校長挑了她，做競選演講的開場介紹。因為我不知道，所以沒有為她特別打扮，而且早上還喝了牛奶。好啦，在台上，面對學校幾百個學生和老師，還有一大堆的家長，她介紹學校講到一半，肚子跟她開個大玩笑，她忍不住在台上放了個大響屁！她沒受過訓練，不知道怎麼控制，而且那個聲音通過麥克風放大，有著頻率變換的宛轉，音量變換的優雅。結果整個操場一片歡騰，所有人先睜大嘴巴，接著就全忍不住，哈哈哈哈大笑啊。後來發生了什麼她跟我都不知道，反正她被老師們一致推認，做了學生會的並列會長。然後她很局促不安地，很無辜地拚命向我解釋 「媽媽，我不是故意的，我在台上忍不住 ...」 我也忍不住啊，哈哈哈哈。我們家小Jackie 有特殊本領，居然當上學生會主席。Dear Vladimir, 你看，只要有影響力，並列也是可以的呀。

Jackie has always been talkative and articulate. Every time I took her out to a restaurant, she croaked on the side looking for someone to talk to. As she grew older, she became more and more eloquent and talkative, and I sometimes failed to debate with her. I didn't care much what happens in her elementary schools here in the United States. I knew she sells pictures at school and is very popular. Many children knew and liked her. In the senior year of primary school, there would be some political activities in the school. In the fifth grade, many advertisements were posted in the school, letting everyone enthusiastically become the candidate of the student president. I thought this has nothing to do with Jackie, because she is an Asian, originally small number, so she did not sign up, did not participate in politics. As a result, they had more than 800 students and more than 100 teachers in the whole school, and There were more than 120 students in their grade, and even nearly 70 children had signed up. When I was picking her up that day, Jackie was sitting next in the car, cautious and nervous, trying but to stop talking. Finally, she slowly told me, "Mom , we had the whole school meeting today." On that day, the whole school held a general meeting in the play ground, and each fifth-grade candidate's children took turns to make campaign speeches. Then they let everyone elect the president of the student union and the student members. "Oh, what about that?" "I was elected president of the student union, co-president ." Huh? 」 Did I hear wrong, involuntarily just an emergency brake, the two bodies were shaking for a while, how was this possible? "What? What's the matter? " It turned out that Jackie had not signed up to be a candidate, perhaps because she was articulate enough to be picked up by the principal for giving an school introduction speech. Because I didn't know, I didn't dress her up for the situation, and She drank milk in the morning. Well, on the stage, in front of hundreds of students and teachers in the school, as well as a large number of parents, when half way she introduced the school, her stomach played a big joke on her, she could not help but put a loud fart on the stage. She was untrained, she didn't know how to control it, and the sound was amplified through the microphone, with the frequency shift, the volume shift, the surprising effect. As a result, the whole playground was full of jubilation. Everyone opened their mouths first, and then they could not help it laughing. They laughed and laughed, loud. What happened later, she and I did not know. Anyway, she was unanimously recognized by the teachers, as the co-president of the student union. Then, awkwardly and innocently, she was so embarrassed tried to explain to me, "Mom, I didn't mean to, I couldn't help it on stage." I can't help it, huh. Our little Jackie has a special ability to become president of the student union. Dear Vladimir, you see, as long as there is an powerful influence, juxtaposition is also OK.