庫克和蓋茨 二

親愛的Apple和Math，我認為你們兩個都非常適合在中國生活。為什麼？因為中國文化是孔孟之道，也就是社會分階層。像你這樣的特權階層，你有充足的資源和很多人為你服務！像蘋果，你不可能在中國成為同性戀。因為你在一群女孩身邊長大，不能有同性戀傾向。長大后，他們會把各種漂亮女人放在你身邊。只要你有空閑時間，美女就會佔據你的生活。你喜歡在新疆跳舞的中亞美女嗎？他們會送你一些女司機，女服務員！你喜歡聰明漂亮的女孩，有很多工程師女孩，大型電信公司的首席執行官的女兒，或電子信息產業的女主管，總會有一個讓你心動。在中國的大城市酒店，高檔賓館，有很多SPA按摩室，他們也可以為您提供特殊服務。沒人知道門關了裡面幹什麼。每次去中國，他們都會為你配上美女，為什麼你會忽視她們？你想要累，除了在床上，沒有別的太累的事！你喜歡孩子，這些美麗的女人已經把你俘虜了，早讓你做個父親。

Dear Apple and Math, I think you two are perfect for living in China. Why? Because the Chinese culture is the way of Confucius and Mencius, that is, with social classes. A privileged class like you, you have plenty of resources and a lot of people around to serve you! Like Apple, you can't be gay in China. Because you grew up around a bunch of girls, can not have homosexual tendencies. When you grow up, they will put all kinds of beautiful women next to you. As long as you have free time, beautiful women will occupy your life. Do you like the beautiful girls of Central Asia who dance in Xinjiang? They will send you some chauffeurs, waiters! You like smart and beautiful girls, there are a lot of engineering girls, the daughter of the CEOs of a large telecommunications company, or electronics and information industry female executive, there will always be one get your heart. In China's big city hotels, high-class guest houses, there are many SPA massage rooms, they can also give you special services. No one knows when the door is closed. Every time you go to China, they match beauty for you, why do you ignore it? You want to be tired, except in bed, nothing else is too tired! You like children, these beautiful women would already take you captive, let you be a father.