庫克和蓋茨 一

Jan 7, 2019.  at 11:36 PM

Dear and Math:

Jackie回來告訴我，蘋果要我寫他的文章，並詢問數學缺少什麼。
Jackie came back and told me that Apple asked me to write about him and asked what was missing in Math.

首先，我想說，你們兩個都缺乏睡眠，缺乏良好的醫療保健。而且，我猜，缺乏正常，健康的性生活！僅僅跳舞去健身房是不夠的。我不知道你住的地方是否有桑拿房。當我在西雅圖時，冬天下大雪。如果我累了，我會去社區中心的桑拿浴室半小時，然後洗個熱水澡，在身上塗上乳液，睡個好覺。加州這邊非常乾燥，最好使用保濕乳液。Jackie不想塗，上一次被伊萬卡抓住了。 她問，「為什麼腿上的皮膚是白色的？ 」 因為它很乾燥。我的車上有一瓶妮維雅，現在她終於願意使用它了。 Apple和Math，你們兩個人將來都有下半輩子要活，你們該擁有美好的生活！

First of all, I want to say, you two are lacking sleep, lack of good health care. And, I guess, lack of normal, healthy sex! It's not enough just to dance and go to the gym. I don't know if there is a sauna in where you live. When I was in Seattle, it snowed heavily in the winter. If I was tired, I would go to the sauna in community center for half an hour, then take a hot bath and put on lotion all over my body, sleep well. This side of California is very dry. It's best to use a moisture lotion. Jackie does not want to put on, last time was caught by Ivanka. She asked, 「why is the skin on the legs so white? 「 Because it is dry. I had a bottle of Nivea in my car, and now she's finally willing to use it. Apple and Math, you both will have more than half of your rest lives in the future, you better to have a good life!