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Apr 4, 2018 at 11:02 PM
Jackie 喜歡上摩薩德大魔頭 Yossi Jackie likes devil Mossad head Yossi
親愛的習主席,88,今天Jackie興高采烈,因為要去見7位中東來客。大帥哥Yossi魅力無窮居然邀請三位以色列政府中美女大員過來,再加上俄國身經百戰的外長、伊拉克總理、土耳其前總統哇,半個中東都在這裡了。Jackie昨天晚上已經非常高興,聽了Steven為他解釋這些人的背景,彭媽媽也因為中東美女出場, 也不甘人後為親愛的習主席助陣,以後要多一點美女政治人物. 狐狸師傅更是滔滔不絕,讓Jackie受益非淺。告訴她,了不起啊,這是中東和平的破冰啊,讓那麼多人一起來到南加州享受陽光。今天早上送她去諾氏莓園,遠遠地就指著那些雲霄飛車告訴我,媽媽我全都去了啊,一點都不怕。好吧,親愛的習主席,88,你家Jackie喜歡adventure. Jackie回來告訴我,最有趣的是誰呀? 「Yossi」, 我看她是喜歡上摩薩德大魔頭了。還有三位女士也是很能講的,俄國外長居然稱讚丫小句Jackie有幽默感,而且不可思議的是,他們都會跳芭蕾,而且跳得不錯。怎麼可能呢?於是請我們的大導演Steven以後多花點時間,讓Jackie學一點各種民族舞蹈,比如肚皮舞、Salsa, Samba, Tango, 蒙古舞,新疆舞什麼的,以後會有不同的貴客,因為他們喜歡看. Steven 欣然答應. 今天不同國家的領袖在一起,還顯得有些尷尬,是啊,中東國家領袖能夠和平在一起交流遊玩,這還是開天闢地頭一回呢!懇請Steven 下次能夠把阿拉伯半島國家和伊朗敘利亞的也能夠一起請來才好,他說好的。有門! 今天讓我講敘利亞和伊拉克的關係,敘利亞就是另外一個伊拉克。
Dear President Xi, 88, today Jackie is elated because she is going to see seven Middle Eastern visitors. The handsome guy Yossi is inviting three Israeli government beauty officials to come over, plus Russia』s war-experienced foreign minister, Iraqi prime minister, former Turkish president, wow, half of the Middle East is here. Jackie was very happy last night. After listening to Steven explaining the background of these people, Peng Mama also appeared because of the beauties of the Middle East. She was willing to help dear President Xi. Later should invite a little more beautiful politicians. Fox Master is even more talkative, no end to it, and Jackie has benefited a lot. Tell her, great, this is the ice-breaking of peace in the Middle East, so that so many people come to Southern California to enjoy the sunshine. I sent her to Knott's Berry Farm this morning. She pointed to the roller-coaster up to clouds and told me that 「I had been all the projects! I was not afraid.」 OK, dear President Xi, 88, your Jackie likes adventure. Jackie came back and told me, who is the most interesting? "Yossi", I think she likes the Mossad devil. There are also three women who were good at talking. The Russian Foreign Minister actually praised Jackie for her sense of humor, and it is incredible that they all danced ballet and danced so well. How can that be possible? So I ask our big director Steven spend more time letting Jackie learn a variety of folk dances, such as belly dance, Salsa, Samba, Tango, Mongolian dance, Xinjiang dance. If there will be different guests in the future, because they like to watch her dancing. Steven is pleased to agree. Today, the leaders of different countries are still a bit embarrassed. Yes, for leaders of the Middle East can peacefully exchange and play together, this is still the first time in history! I would like to ask Steven to bring leaders from countries of the Arabian Peninsula, Iran and Syria together next time. He said OK. There is a way! You let me talk about the relationship between Syria and Iraq today. Syria is another Iraq.
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