笑話共賞：世界各地的蹩腳英語

1．   If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.



　日本旅館：如果您想調節您房間的溫度，請控制您自己。

2． Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.



　　匈牙利動物園：請不要給動物餵食。如果您有食品，請餵給值班警衛。



3． Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.



　　挪威酒吧：女士們不要在酒吧里生孩子。



4． Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.



　　瑞典皮貨商店：為女士們製作的皮大衣，是用她們的皮製成的。



5． Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.



香港牙科診所：由最新的衛理公會教徒給您拔牙。



6． Drop your trousers here for best results.



　　泰國的乾洗店：在這裡脫掉您的褲子，等待最好的結果。



7． Specialist in women and other diseases.



　　義大利婦科診所：我們是women和其他疾病的專家。



8． Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.



　　俄國公墓：歡迎訪問這個公墓，許多著名的俄國藝術家每天埋在這裡，但星期四不埋。



9.  We take your bags and send them in all directions.



　　丹麥機場：我們將拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。



10． The manager has personally passed all water served here.



　　墨西哥旅館：旅館經理將親自為您撒尿。