不準確的DNA測試結果

Nov 25, 2017 at 9:03 PM

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Jackie的DNA種族檢測的結果97.2%是中國人和越南人，1.7%尼泊爾人，1.1%日本人 Jackie's DNA race test results are 97.2% Chinese and Vietnamese, 1.7% Nepalese, 1.1% Japanese
親愛的主席，88，今天Jackie的DNA種族檢測的結果出來了，大大出乎我的意料，為什麼，因為她的基因中，97.2%是中國人和越南人，1.7%尼泊爾人，1.1%日本人. 嗯，Jackie的卷頭髮，是很象尼泊爾女孩，也可能喜歡吃kabab也是因為種族的關係.她皮膚有些黝黑，是因為高原地區日晒過多才會在基因中的原因嗎？Jackie雖然骨骼小，可是筋骨很好，可以提很重的東西.這也是因為是在高原地區的人生活所需嗎？下次跟印度他們南亞人打交道，把她推出來就好了. Jackie的小眼睛，身材嬌小，是不是從日本女性那兒來？我無從知曉.中國和尼泊爾靠得近,可是,她又有日本人的血統，我就有一點想不通了.我不知道他們的DNA測試準不準，但她是中國人，那是確定無疑的。我應該多教她些中文，將來她跟中國人交往，尤其與男孩子，她才可以有話可講，才可以合作做大事。她就是不跟他們聯姻，也可以稱兄道弟的。親愛的主席，88，大李哥，是不是？哈哈 Jackie說要給全體UN叔叔們彈琴，又將我趕出門來了.感恩節呀，你們怎麼可以這樣，真是我的悲慘世界呀！嗚嗚嗚嗚  昨天她又跟達賴喇嘛，Whoopi Goldberg, Mark Zuckerberg還有Steven聚在一起。Dalai Lama很高興，這是第三次他來見Jackie了。你們跟他一定有什麼協議，他那麼高興，大大地讓我想不通. 要讓一生頑固反共的達賴喇嘛，高高興興意願滿滿地來見Jackie，除了政治上的安定，會不會還有個人的事？會不會他有88你那樣的老來「子」運？嘿嘿嘿 Steven說Whoopi Goldberg喜歡Jackie,我也在想為什麼她會喜歡Jackie.她給Jackie一袋「coated nuts」 . Jackie上車說這是她最喜歡吃的，還告訴我，她給Whoopi Goldberg學說黑人的講話口音.我聽得心裡咯噔一下，因為在這裡，在黑人面前學說他們的口音是帶有侮辱嘲諷意思的，是諷刺他們.因為口腔的構造，黑人沒有辦法講純正的美式英文.可是Jackie沒有這個意思，也不知道這個背景，她純粹是為了討好Whoopi, 表示她能跟她一樣說黑人英文.而且她告訴Whoopi，這是Brad Pitt教她的. Whoopi一聽當然不會過分反應，她告訴Jackie，彼得也是她的好朋友.真的，在美國，種族歧視那麼厲害，在好萊塢，猶太人的天下，Whoopi要出人頭地是多麼地不容易. 這邊有那麼多nuts(不靠譜的混蛋）就算披了糖衣，也不好對付啊.Whoopi看見伶牙俐齒的小Jackie誠心誠意地想取悅大家，心裡愛惜她吧. Whoopi甚至還鼓勵她，要成功並不一定是出身有錢人家.Jackie聽了很有同感，對將來充滿信心. Whoopi想提攜她一把吧！Steven也不算有錢人家出身了.你看，短短地跟Whoopi見面兩次，她就明白了那麼多人生道理，一是不以相貌判斷人，二是成功不是富二代的專利！我希望她明白，會自己多多努力！

Dear Chairman, 88, the results of Jackie』s DNA race test came out today, which is far beyond my expectations. Why, because 97.2% of her genes are Chinese and Vietnamese, 1.7% Nepalese, 1.1% Japanese. Well, Jackie』s curly hair is very similar to Nepalese girls. She may also like to eat kabab because of race. She has a darker skin, is it because of too much sun in the plateau area? Although Jackie has small bone structure, but her bones are very strong, she can lift heavy things. Is this also because it is necessary for people living in highlands? Next time you will deal with Indians and South Asians, just push her out. Jackie's small eyes, petite, come from a Japanese woman? I have no way of knowing. China and Nepal are close, but she has Japanese ancestry, and I can』t figure it out. I don』t know if their DNA test is accurate, but she is Chinese, that』s for sure.  I should teach her more Chinese. In the future, she will communicate with Chinese people, especially with boys, so that she can have something to talk about, and only then can she cooperate to do big things. She can be called brother-in-law without marrying them. Dear Chairman, 88, Brother Li, isn't it? Haha Jackie said to play piano for all UN people and drove me out of the door again. Thanksgiving, how can you do this to me, it is really my miserable world! Woo woo woo Yesterday she got together with Dalai Lama, Whoopi Goldberg, Mark Zuckerberg and Steven. Dalai Lama is very happy, this is the third time he has come to see Jackie. You must have an agreement with him. He is so happy that it makes me think a lot. To make the Dalai Lama, who has been stubbornly anti-communist for a lifetime, happy to come and see Jackie, will there be personal things besides political stability? Would he have the luck of a "son" like you, 88? Hey hey Steven said Whoopi Goldberg likes Jackie, and I was thinking why she would like Jackie. She gave Jackie a bag of "coated nuts". Jackie said it was her favorite food. She also told me that she gave Whoopi Goldberg a black accent. I listened to my heart. Because here, to learn their accent in front of black people, it is insulting and ridiculous. Because of the structure of the mouth, black people can』t speak pure American English. But Jackie doesn』t mean it, and doesn』t know this background, she is purely to please Whoopi, saying that she can speak black English like her. And she told Whoopi, this is what Brad Pitt taught her. Of course, Whoopi will not overreact when she hears it, she told Jackie, Peter is also her good Friend. Really, in the United States, racial discrimination is so strong. In Hollywood, the Jewish world, how difficult it is for Whoopi to get top. There are so many nuts (unreliable bastards) here, even if they are covered in sugar, it』s not good to deal with it. Whoopi saw the clever little Jackie sincerely want to please everyone and love her. Whoopi even encouraged her to succeed, not necessarily from a wealthy family. Jackie heard that, he felt the same, and was full of confidence in the future. Whoopi wanted to support her! Steven is not from a wealthy family. You see, just meet Whoopi twice, she understands so many life truths, one is not to judge people by appearance, the other is that success is not a patent of the rich second generation! I hope she understands that she will work harder by herself!