沙特國王來訪

Mar 21, 2017 at 4:20 PM

親愛的主席，88，沙特國王來中國訪問，浩浩蕩蕩幾千人，幾百噸行李. 650億大單. 他前腳走，後腳以色列總統內騰雅呼就跟到北京，跟中國最前列的十大企業領袖圓桌吃飯. 我來美的時候就聽說，其實比猶太人更會做生意的，是阿拉伯人，真的是名不虛傳. 一帶一路他們要在西亞，中東唱主角的呢！下面該是誰呢？伊朗或者東南亞國家？就像上次的南海炒作，最後奇迹般地煙消雲散，這次Tillerson訪問東北亞和中國，也是同樣的戲劇效果. 不同於在三八線板門店所叫囂的，朝鮮半島戰爭是一個選項，他一到中國來，在王毅部長面前，立馬強調合作共贏了！連美國國內的輿論都有反對的聲音，覺得他在示弱，這是中國外交的勝利！這些大人物都受到了親愛的主席的接見！昨天，新加坡，馬來西亞, 越南，參加你們的月下情約，當Jackie問到他們建東南亞高鐵網的可能性時，他們居然說，因為現在國家之間不能和平相處，而且資金不夠，所以這個可能在不久將來沒有辦法實現！你看這些國家領導人真象上海弄堂里的阿姨啊, 卻愛搬弄是非的. 東南亞就都這幾個小國，還要折騰，有些還跟中國過不去的. 要學學Tillerson強調合作共贏，那要找投資還難嗎？這麼點地方要建高鐵網，三下五除二，兩三年就成了，勾心鬥角的做什麼？！只是，88，您又去哪兒了？去學「約會跳舞」了嗎？ 哈哈哈 該出席的官方正式會議你不去，月下之盟里呼風喚雨的，又有什麼重要的大項目了？是變換角色了嗎？ 要謝謝蔣伯伯，他教Jackie那麼多種的舞蹈. 只是這些都是有深厚文化根底的舞蹈，要跳好絕非易事！我就知道Jackie對某人，嗯，居然跨越性別，滿懷激情，一腔熱誠，不但專門學跳屬於女性的非常性感的舞蹈，還要教她.   哈哈哈哈 88，我每天跳這個的，對旋律和動作都很有感覺的，還是讓女人親自出來跳吧，88，你跳得出女人的情感味道嗎？哈哈哈，覺得你們後面的策劃，應該給你準備一把羽毛扇或綸巾的. 或者像「石中劍」里的Merlin , 「指環王」里的甘道夫，或者包著頭巾的阿拉伯genie,  那樣不同文化背景的人都就比較明白您的吃重角色了！他們好像從一開始包裝你們的時候，就感覺上好象有一點不夠嚴肅，連David都有一點不屑呢. 88，我倒是很想看看你的 dancing 「belly」，還有belly dance,  我開玩笑了！

Dear President, 88, The King of Saudi Arabia came to visit China, with thousands of people and hundreds of tons of luggage. $65 billion orders. He walked on his front foot away, followed by Israeli President Netanyahuo to Beijing, followed by the forefront of China top ten business leaders dining at a round table. When I came to the United States, I heard that in fact, Arabians are better to do business than Jews. They are Arabs, and they really have a well-deserved reputation. They have to play a leading role in West Asia and the Middle East! Who is next? Iran or Southeast Asian countries? Just like the last hype in the South China Sea, it miraculously disappeared in the end. This time Tillerson's visit to Northeast Asia and China was also the same dramatic effect. Unlike what was clamored at Panmunjom on the blue line, he said the Korean Peninsula War was an option. From China, in the presence of Minister Wang Yi, he immediately stressed that the cooperation has been a win-win situation! Even public opinion in the United States has voices of opposition, I feel that he is showing weakness. This is a victory for Chinese diplomacy! These big men are met by the dear chairman! Yesterday, Singapore, Malaysia, Vietnam, participated in your invitation under the moon. When Jackie asked them about the possibility of building a high-speed rail network in Southeast Asia, they actually said that because countries can't get along with each other peacefully and the funds are not enough, this is not possible in the near future, there will be no way to achieve it! You see, the leaders of these countries are like the aunts in the lanes in Shanghai,  they like to create issues. Southeast Asia has these small countries, and they still have to toss, and some of them still have trouble with China. To learn Tillerson, they should emphasize cooperation and win-win. Is it difficult to invest? At this point, a high-speed rail network needs to be built. It is such a small region, not even three or five years, the rail road can be done.  What are the intrigues? !! It』s just, 88, where have you been? Going to learn "dating and dancing"? Hahaha, you shouldn』t go to the official formal meeting you are attending. What are the important big projects in the alliance under the moon? Is it a role change? Thank you, Uncle Jiang, for teaching Jackie so many dances. But these are all cultural folk dances. It is not easy to dance well! I knew that Jackie thanked someone. Well, he was transgender, passionate, and enthusiastic. He not only learned to dance very sexy dances that belong to women, but also taught her. Hahaha 88, I dance this every day, I have feelings about the melody and movements. Let the women come out and dance in person. 88, can you dance into a woman's emotional taste?  Hahaha, I think the planner behind you should prepare you a feather fan or a fancy scarf. Or like Merlin in "Sword in Stone", Gandalf in "The Lord of the Rings", or Arab genie with a turban , then people of different cultural backgrounds will understand your more important role! It seems that when they packaged you from the beginning, they felt like they were not serious enough, even David was disdainful. 88, I really want to see your dancing "belly", and belly dance, I'm kidding!